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Old 06-18-2010, 05:19 AM   #251
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well my day has just begun
of to work and then some fun
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:22 AM   #252
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The philosophers return at the break of the light of the dawn
A new time to begin is always with the rise of the sun in the morn
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:23 AM   #253
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Body and mind are dual..Healthy mind and healthy body should work together.
So early to bed and early to rise if you want to produce products or services better.
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:32 AM   #254
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Healthy mind and healthy body should work together in holistic duality
To face another day they can together to thwart the stark reality
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:37 AM   #255
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Body and mind...Ship and the captain..Healthy mind can be a good captain.
Whereas captains need good ships to govern and to be competent in.
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:43 AM   #256
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What is reality?There is a fire behind the mountain but nobody has seen it?
Now think is there a fire behind the mountain or not?Has really been it?
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:50 AM   #257
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Yaser, the amazer...in tongues he seems to post...
the few who understand him see it- pity,..it escapes most...:-)

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Old 06-18-2010, 05:55 AM   #258
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In metaphysical philosophy does Yaser excel,
The hidden meanings are so apparent to those who know so well
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Old 06-18-2010, 05:58 AM   #259
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SINGEON

Singeon, a bloke from way down under
Has been known to lead at least one lady asunder

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Judith, I see you're very quick with the rhyming
I only wish that I had such speed with my timing

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Old 06-18-2010, 06:03 AM   #260
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In metaphysical philosophy does Yaser excel,
The hidden meanings are so apparent to those who know so well
See her pearched there- on the edge..our Judith we have just met...

In time...shyness will succumb to voracity..thats my bet
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:04 AM   #261
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Singeon, a bloke from way down under
Has been known to lead at least one lady asunder

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Judith, I see you're very quick with the rhyming
I only wish that I had such speed with my timing
Katydid2..you heard that too?...

I heard three..but wished it was me..:-)
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:06 AM   #262
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Singeon friend,I cannot say I am competent in your language,though,
I am trying to express my feelings and thoughts to such a free society,in arrow and bow.
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:07 AM   #263
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Singeon, really? I was sure you were there
I suppose luckily you may have escaped by a hair

Yaser your smart, quick and clever
I marvel at your rhythmic endeavor
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:10 AM   #264
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In metaphysical philosophy does Yaser excel,
The hidden meanings are so apparent to those who know so well
Judith,I love philosophy as I love you so much.
Thank you very much your ideas which my heart very much touch.
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:11 AM   #265
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What is reality?There is a fire behind the mountain but nobody has seen it?
Now think is there a fire behind the mountain or not?Has really been it?

Reality is life the way we see it,
So be it.....
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:12 AM   #266
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Singeon friend,I cannot say I am competent in your language,though,
I am trying to express my feelings and thoughts to such a free society,in aarrow and bow.
You write what you think and feel..and thats a grand start...

despite the scrambled nuances...It sets you apart..:-)

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Old 06-18-2010, 06:18 AM   #267
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Three times now I have been jumped
No wonder my heart feels as though its been thumped
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:19 AM   #268
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Reality is life the way we see it,
So be it.....
Gypsymag,happy to see you here.I always wonder what your ideas are about the fact.
I wonder if reality is what we see or what we cannot as Plato put it as a react.
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:22 AM   #269
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And jumps me again Yaser my friend;
Is there a message that you are trying to send?
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:28 AM   #270
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Three times now I have been jumped
No wonder my heart feels as though its been thumped
Sexy thing..not your heart thats being thumped...:-)

I'm sorry...for you being gazumped!!!
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:30 AM   #271
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My, my~I've been gazumped?
Must admit, you have me quite stumped
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:40 AM   #272
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Jumped three times, plain to see...

But only jumped twice...it seems...by me...:-)
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Both experiences I wouldn't change for the world
But, please excuse me for a minute while my toes are uncurled
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Old 06-18-2010, 06:46 AM   #274
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twirl em, curl em..do what you wish...

Your toes were the entree'..not the main dish...:-)
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It must be clear by now, Singeon
You words are revving up my engine
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