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Old 06-12-2010, 10:59 PM   #76
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Let's all just give to each other
Then we won't care that they don't bother.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:03 PM   #77
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I like that thought

Love, affection and respect should be a given and not sought
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:22 PM   #78
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What comes around goes around, isn't that what they say?
I hope that is true, I have a lot of flirting coming my way.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:25 PM   #79
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It seems oldandnaked and nextdoorgirl are in the boat while thinking about love respect.
Of course it is good idea to think and tell to each other and make a pact.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:29 PM   #80
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Jump in the boat Yaser, I have a spare ore
Not sure where we are going, but I bet it's no bore.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:29 PM   #81
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Yaser is a man of mystery

Is that typical of one that hails from Turkey?
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:30 PM   #82
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Let's just cruise around, no destiny in sight
Only each other to laugh with all through the starry night
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:32 PM   #83
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Sounds like a good plan

If you need or desire someone to share the cruise, I'm your man
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:33 PM   #84
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i agree it is the person
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:37 PM   #85
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Welcome Babylove you are new so I won't fret
I don't think you noticed this is a rhyming thread I bet.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:38 PM   #86
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babylove didn't write two lines or make a rhyme

I'm sure she'll do so next time
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Girlnextdoor, I see the boat is getting more crowded,oldandnaked it is not hailing,
You know my approach to the love boats, it is always tolerance and respect to sailing.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:39 PM   #88
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TheGirlNextDoor beat m to the punch

For this I owe her a lunch
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:42 PM   #89
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Yaser, although sometimes things get lost in translation

You're a aman that that is honest and true and needs no explaination
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Let's bring food and drink on our cruise
But, be careful of stumbling around as you might bruise

HELLO! This was my 12,000th post...I really must get a life!
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A bruise I can afford

Just don't want to fall overboard
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Oldandaked although we are from other parts of the world, we have a common idea to communicate here well.
There may be problems which can derive from the way we say, we determined to understand each other to hell.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:53 PM   #93
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Once again I think I get your gist

To visit your country and learn your ways is on my bucket list
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Let's bring food and drink on our cruise
But, be careful of stumbling around as you might bruise

HELLO! This was my 12,000th post...I really must get a life!
Katy, of course you will have a life,here is a boat to live and feel happy sometimes,
Why will you go to real life so boring, so full of difficulties,stay here and write rhymes.
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Old 06-12-2010, 11:57 PM   #95
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Once again I think I get your gist

To visit your country and learn your ways is on my bucket list
My son lived in Florida for 6 years to be a a doctor in physics, and loved,
I wish I had come and visited you before he moved.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:02 AM   #96
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But, be careful of stumbling around as you might bruise

HELLO! This was my 12,000th post...I really must get a life!

Congrats!!!!!
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I've been to Europe and Asia and have experienced it's beauty and history

To most folks on this side of the pond it's a mystery
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Congrats!!!!!
Girlnextdoor, wait till you come to 5000 posts one day,
We will congratulate you and I will pay.
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HELLO! This was my 12,000th post...I really must get a life!
Wow, missed the 12,000th post note

For the most prolific poster, you get my vote
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I've been to Europe and Asia and have experienced it's beauty and history

To most folks on this side of the pond it's a mystery
True, almost all of us do not care to know and see each other,
In fact we are all coming from the same nice hearted mother.
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