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Old 06-13-2010, 01:13 AM   #101
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Wiser words were never spoken

If only we'd realize that, the bond between man would not be broken
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:18 AM   #102
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We kill each other by creating machines how to kill human brothers or sisters deadly,
What is the reason behind that action to bring the human race to end so madly?
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:24 AM   #103
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Make love not war
Short and sweet, no need for more.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:25 AM   #104
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I think sister, you have it right
Let's just make sweet love through the night
(metaphorically speaking, of course)
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:29 AM   #105
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Girls,love each other,and tell what you feel,
I am sure we will all from our sickly deseases heal.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:30 AM   #106
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We all know that peace and love makes sense

Why doesn't our Department of Defense?
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:34 AM   #107
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What are we protecting from our human races?
Are we all afraid to see our uggly but good faces?
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:35 AM   #108
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Maybe we should have them log in here
But they might not get the concept I fear.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:36 AM   #109
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Drowsiness has taken over my head

So I'll say goodnite and go off to bed
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:38 AM   #110
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I don't agree with you here,girlnextdoor,
We can have a public opinion on a peacful life for.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:40 AM   #111
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Good night oldandnaked,
Tomorrow you will find the problems baked.
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Old 06-13-2010, 02:31 AM   #112
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Earlier today this thread said it was closed
Was someone playing with me, was I actually hosed?
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:40 PM   #113
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This looks like a sequel, they've named it Part 3.
I hope that Part 4 comes out in 3D.
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:45 PM   #114
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Hi to the Lady with long auburn hair
How I wish she was here and not there!
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:45 PM   #115
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Cadence:

A 3D red-head, not THAT would be FUN
I hear they are feisty, Keep both hands on THAT one
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:46 PM   #116
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What a great name for rhyming poet.
Cadence is laying down, don't you know it.
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:56 PM   #117
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Colour coded muscles, interesting concept-
Need a challenge playing Twister? Were you getting too adept?
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Old 06-13-2010, 05:59 PM   #118
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Someone said naked twister's a sin
so I went a step further and played with no skin.
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:08 PM   #119
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Sin or not, naked twister sounds like alot of fun
Who is playing with us, please don't tell me it's already begun.
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:10 PM   #120
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I spun the wheel, it's on "right hand pink".
Yes, that means, just what you think.
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:12 PM   #121
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Absolutely crazy, this is getting nuts-
I would play Twister with you, but one of us hasn't got the guts
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:16 PM   #122
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Twisters ok, if you like that kind of thing
But I think we could have more fun with scissors and string...
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I hope it's not crazy, it's meant to be fun.
If it's out of hand, we'll call this game done.
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Brown paper packages tied up with string-
is that how to be one of your favourite things?
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Old 06-13-2010, 06:21 PM   #125
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If you like being tied up that pleasantly kinky
like wearing an outfit that's sexy and slinky
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