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Old 04-21-2011, 09:30 PM   #12501
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Bends? Where exactly, oldandnaked, do show !!!
Do they affect the parts, that intermittently grow???
I'm not saying this to make you hot

But it bends in the proper direction to hit your G spot
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:34 PM   #12502
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Viagra is something that I don't need,
Im still up straight like a young steed
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:35 PM   #12503
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A young steed are you Big O, this I must see,
But I bet you sit down, when you have to pee.....

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Old 04-21-2011, 09:39 PM   #12504
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savvy made me snortle, yes sir oh boy
i've missed this rhyming thread it brings such joy
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:39 PM   #12505
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lol.. you have no idea.
you should see me after drinking beah
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:40 PM   #12506
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Thank god it's slowed down, for old folk like me
For a while it was tourettes of rhyming you see
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:42 PM   #12507
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No wonder this is my favorite thread,
We could wake up the living dead.....

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Old 04-21-2011, 09:44 PM   #12508
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Sorry Big O, I didn't intend to impede on your "wangle manhood",
But the thought of your upright steed, just had me thinking good.... ( thoughts )

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Old 04-21-2011, 09:46 PM   #12509
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living dead?
lets just go to bed!
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:48 PM   #12510
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Bed sounds good, can you turn the lights down low,
And tuck me under the covers before you turn and go.....

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Old 04-21-2011, 09:49 PM   #12511
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the lights will be low and you'll be tucked in
we'll all go downstairs and let the partying begin ....
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:52 PM   #12512
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A party without me, what fun is in that,
I dance on tables with my party hat.....
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:52 PM   #12513
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hmm not me. I'll stay behind with Savvy,
now make some noise and let us be,,,
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:52 PM   #12514
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Jeez, I hope I never have to sit down to pee cause that would make me blue

Like the well endowed sailor peeing off the side of the ship, I'd have to say the water is cold and deep too
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Old 04-22-2011, 06:29 AM   #12515
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the rush of the posting last night came to an end

but now it's Friday and our schedules can bend
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:27 AM   #12516
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I am out the door very soon,
but I should be back before noon.....
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:39 AM   #12517
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big o...enjoy your day
and no rollin in the hay!...
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:55 AM   #12518
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Wherever either of you go
You're sadly lacking enough snow.
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:57 AM   #12519
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sunshine abounds.....so does the heat..
i will trade for some cool stuff...where do we meet?
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:35 AM   #12520
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The tropics are a favorite spot in this case

Ocean breeze and a lounge chair as my base
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:41 AM   #12521
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sounds like you have yourself a plan..
i hope you enjoy..while you get a tan...
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:44 AM   #12522
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Be sure and wear sunscreen
Perhaps you could help her with the cream?
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:52 AM   #12523
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Cream that woman up or is that how its goes
Thank goodness this morning the pace of posting has slowed ....

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I am here, let's speed it up,
Come on Able, you young pup.....
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pup is it my dear? that's music to my ears
I'll be right here to quell all my fears
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