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Old 07-18-2010, 09:34 AM   #1251
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disturbiagirl has one sexy tummy

I'm certain that I'm not the only one that finds it quite yummy
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Old 07-18-2010, 10:34 AM   #1252
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oldandnaked is standing in his seductive pose..
might have better luck sir if you offer her a rose...?
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Old 07-18-2010, 04:31 PM   #1253
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What do you think I can do when by chance
I get trapped in a hotel room and she's hidden my pants?
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Old 07-18-2010, 04:34 PM   #1254
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It truth, his pants are in the obvious place
It's just that I hid the key to his locked suitcase
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Old 07-18-2010, 10:46 PM   #1255
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It's been too long since I've played in this thread
And katy's in love? Is it Jethro or Jed?
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:21 PM   #1256
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Xanadu is a pretty cool guy
drinks for me, I would let him buy
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:27 PM   #1257
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drinks or not she's off the chart
her man is lucky to have her heart
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:40 PM   #1258
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He is so steamy and hot
He's our Johnny on the spot
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:45 PM   #1259
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candygirl you sweet young thing
so sweet to taste.,you make my tongue sing
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:45 PM   #1260
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Hey there Candy, I hope you're havin fun
I bet you're sweet as honey, and will keep guys on the run
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:56 PM   #1261
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Hey there stranger, I never seen to run into you
But sure glad I did tonight, I needed the excellent view.
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:56 PM   #1262
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:25 PM   #1263
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GND you look so good in panties pink
My faves are cherry red -what do you think
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:29 PM   #1264
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i think those lips need kissing
oh boy what am i missing
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:41 PM   #1265
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Back from KC, long weekend, kissing and a whole lot more
That Katy kept me going, though we were never once on floor
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:55 PM   #1266
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Sitting back with my popcorn and ready to read
But it's really none of our business if you did the deed
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:22 PM   #1267
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Hang on now, this could be fun.
Don't "shhh" them before they've begun!
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:00 PM   #1268
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The deed, hmmmmm, I really wonder what you mean
I was there, but I couldn't tell you what I have seen
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:29 PM   #1269
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No need for details, but the experience please do share
We all want to know because for the two of you, we care
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:31 PM   #1270
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GND it seems that things are looking up for you too
I'm sure that Johnny is also no longer blue
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:37 PM   #1271
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Sweet-Tee, you know all about this stuff
I don't expect that you'll be giving me any guff
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:40 PM   #1272
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IA, I would never do such a thing
I know if I did it would give you a sting
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I know that's true of you, my Sweet-Tee
You have always been a dear friend of me
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:19 PM   #1274
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IALion is so happy with his crush these days
she is a very lucky woman in so many ways
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:23 PM   #1275
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Happy, thank you for your thoughts...it would be so nice
If next time you could offer me some advice
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