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Old 09-06-2018, 11:50 AM   #751
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You don't play Wow.
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:16 PM   #752
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You're still alive, right?
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Old 09-07-2018, 10:18 PM   #753
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Oh my! Should we go to confession?
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:17 PM   #754
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Your dad is more adventurous
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Old 09-07-2018, 11:26 PM   #755
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I should have married your sister
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Old 09-08-2018, 09:32 PM   #756
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What was that?
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Old 09-08-2018, 10:25 PM   #757
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I found a watch down there
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Old 09-08-2018, 10:42 PM   #758
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Oh wow - now I remember you!
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Old 09-08-2018, 10:50 PM   #759
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because of you, I will become celibate
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:24 PM   #760
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Oh, that reminds me - I need to order tootsie rolls...
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:27 PM   #761
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you're not nearly as skilled as your mom...
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:35 PM   #762
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Wow, SpecialK! Haven't seen you in awhile.
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Old 09-09-2018, 03:56 PM   #763
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But, but she looked 18!
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Old 09-09-2018, 03:57 PM   #764
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so...is your daughter a virgin?
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Old 09-09-2018, 03:58 PM   #765
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I love you Mommy.
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Old 09-11-2018, 02:22 PM   #766
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Im gonna need more batteries.
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:32 PM   #767
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Old 09-11-2018, 08:49 PM   #768
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Please don't tell your sister!
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Old 09-11-2018, 09:57 PM   #769
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So... you're finished?
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You never wash down there?
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Old 09-16-2018, 04:15 PM   #771
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You should probably get that fixed.
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Old 09-16-2018, 05:30 PM   #772
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That was fun! Now, let me introduce you to my gerbil...
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Old 09-16-2018, 09:00 PM   #773
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Where’s the Bactine?
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Old 09-17-2018, 02:56 AM   #774
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It's stuck!!!
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:54 AM   #775
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Nothing! Not a word, just get up, get dressed and retreat
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