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Old 03-06-2018, 01:53 PM   #32151
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Feel better after that.
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Old 03-06-2018, 01:56 PM   #32152
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Sometimes take naps in my office
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Old 03-06-2018, 02:18 PM   #32153
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Enjoy this time of year
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Old 03-09-2018, 05:53 PM   #32154
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I don't realize that someone was flirting with me until about 1/2 hour later.
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Old 03-09-2018, 07:23 PM   #32155
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Was on my knees
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Old 03-09-2018, 11:40 PM   #32156
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Sometimes need to make it about me.. Yep.. Sometimes I'm selfish
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Old 03-10-2018, 01:35 AM   #32157
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... am still thinking of how beautiful the time was with her ...
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Old 03-10-2018, 10:55 PM   #32158
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Am a hopeless romantic....
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Old 03-12-2018, 04:16 PM   #32159
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:43 PM   #32160
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Got more done today than I hoped.
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Old 03-12-2018, 07:18 PM   #32161
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a sucker for girls
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:45 PM   #32162
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Am tired.....
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Old 03-13-2018, 12:17 PM   #32163
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Mortgages are confusing
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:09 AM   #32164
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Have thought about certain things but would never act on them
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Old 03-15-2018, 03:17 PM   #32165
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Need to lose at least half a stone. Can't believe how quick it has come back on.
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:18 PM   #32166
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same here cause I wouldn't do well in prison
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:22 PM   #32167
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Am stalking her. ^^^^
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:25 PM   #32168
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hhah no lie I was coming here to say the same
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:30 PM   #32169
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You must like my ass as much as I like yours!!!
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:33 PM   #32170
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like oh no LOVE oh yea I know a sweet ass when I see one
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Old 03-15-2018, 05:51 PM   #32171
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like oh no LOVE oh yea I know a sweet ass when I see one
You know just what to say to take a girl’s breath away.
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Old 03-15-2018, 06:50 PM   #32172
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to nothing I need my Miranda rights given to me
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Old 03-15-2018, 10:08 PM   #32173
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am anxious as hell over this...
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Old 03-15-2018, 10:23 PM   #32174
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you need mouth to mouth?
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Old 03-15-2018, 10:26 PM   #32175
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Hell yes. And tongue to tongue.
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