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Old 03-10-2018, 10:15 AM   #8526
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Old 03-10-2018, 10:44 AM   #8527
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Cloudy and chilly
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Old 03-10-2018, 12:13 PM   #8528
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:29 AM   #8529
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Cloudy, hot, humid, just a yucky day!
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Old 03-12-2018, 11:46 AM   #8530
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Cloudy...but humid.
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:04 PM   #8531
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:46 PM   #8532
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Fucking cold....and wet.
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:47 PM   #8533
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Not the good kind of wet huh?
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:49 PM   #8534
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Not the good kind of wet huh?
So you donít want to do me in the rain?
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Old 03-12-2018, 05:51 PM   #8535
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So you donít want to do me in the rain?
Umm... Iím worried about shrinkage.
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:19 PM   #8536
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Umm... Iím worried about shrinkage.
Come on buddy, you're supposed to puff out your chest and tell her you'll Rock her World IN SPITE of a few measly inches of shrinkage!
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:29 PM   #8537
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Come on buddy, you're supposed to puff out your chest and tell her you'll Rock her World IN SPITE of a few measly inches of shrinkage!
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:31 PM   #8538
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A beautiful sunny day .
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:41 PM   #8539
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Cloudy but warm (low 70s)
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:56 PM   #8540
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sixty two degree but after the nasty storm we had here and at my daughter place the sun is very much welcome.
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:50 PM   #8541
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Cool windy mid 50ís......
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:10 PM   #8542
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Cold but sunny and beautiful.
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:13 PM   #8543
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:23 PM   #8544
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Old 03-13-2018, 03:39 PM   #8546
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Hot. Hot. Hot.
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Old 03-16-2018, 07:47 PM   #8548
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Almost 70 with a cool breeze, rain tomorrow oh goody
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:48 PM   #8550
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71 and hot...phtttt!
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