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Old 10-31-2008, 04:19 PM   #1
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:19 PM   #2
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:21 PM   #3
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Scat...and not the musical style.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:24 PM   #4
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Bungee jumping...ummm oh is this a sexual list is it?

Okay, fisting....OUCH!
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM   #5
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I could keep going with sexually unusual things, but I will change it up.

I still do not get, and never will get the obsession with celebrity.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:28 PM   #6
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I know I'm gonna get heat for this one, but I just don't get nascar....
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Old 10-31-2008, 05:30 PM   #8
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Getting so drunk or stoned that you dont know who you are where you are
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:47 PM   #10
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not going to heat over nascar my husband cant see why I love nascar says all the cars do is go around circles
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Ok, since nascar, fisting, getting stoned and golden showers were taken, lol.....

I'll go with the Polar Bear Club.....THOSE guys I don't get at all! lol
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Skydiving! I'll never get that! Airborne, care to elaborate?
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:04 AM   #15
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Old 11-01-2008, 12:25 AM   #17
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Tijuana. Donkey. 'nuff said.
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LOL....I actually know what you're talking about. Ugh!

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After you two, the donkey would post the same thing....
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The donkey would post "hee haw".....but that's just a guess

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Hee Haw?

You guy were "pickin and grinnin" with the donkey?

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Hee Haw?

You guy were "pickin and grinnin" with the donkey?
He can neither confirm nor deny those accusations...and all I heard was a rumor from a friendly farmer named "jose".
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How is Mr. Cuervo, anyway?

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Well his "ass" is still recovering, but other than that.........

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How is Mr. Cuervo, anyway?

He's recovering, and apparently so is the donkey. As I hear tell, he put that bitch in therapy.
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