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Old 01-15-2010, 05:56 PM   #26
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:56 PM   #27
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Hm...Rib Eye & Baked Potatoe.

If you could chose the perfect work schedule what would it be?
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:01 PM   #28
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That would be the "I won the lottery and I come into work whenever I damn well please" schedule, lol.

If you could choose who your child(ren) viewed as heroes, who would they be?
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:04 PM   #29
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Abraham Lincoln, Ghandi and Jesus

If you made a connection here, would meet in real life for a weekend of passion; with an absolute guarantee you would not get caught?
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:15 PM   #30
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Old 01-30-2010, 08:42 PM   #31
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If you could choose, how much snow would you have right now?
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:39 PM   #32
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I would choose zero snow...I will gladly drive to the snow if interested.

If you could choose one night of passion with your OSO where would it be?
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:42 PM   #33
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It would not matter, all that would matter was being with him

If you could choose your favorite spot to kiss and be kissed
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:47 PM   #34
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On her: Her soft soft lips

On me: right under my ear

If you could choose to have a maid, nanny or driver which would pick and why?
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:51 PM   #35
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Definately a maid. I hate doing windows.

If you could choose anywhere else to live where would it be?
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:54 PM   #36
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Maui (after winning the lottery)

If you could choose what to wear when you meet your OSO for the first time what would it be?
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Old 01-30-2010, 09:56 PM   #37
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Maui (after winning the lottery)

If you could choose what to wear when you meet your OSO for the first time what would it be?
Side note here... who else would be picking it out, my husband??? lol

It would be casual but classy. Simple and sexy

If you could choose to change one thing about yourself what would it be?
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:01 PM   #38
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A penis reduction

If you could choose to accept an invitation to go on a nude cruise, would you go?
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If you could choose to accept an invitation to go on a nude cruise, would you go?
Only if you would be there.

If you could choose to sail around the world with one person who would it be with?
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Old 01-30-2010, 10:12 PM   #40
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Only if you would be there.

If you could choose to sail around the world with one person who would it be with?
A damn good sailor.

Ever made love on a boat?
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:26 PM   #41
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Let's try this again (though I like the original "farts smell" question):

If you could choose one trait of your spouse to change, what would it be?
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:56 PM   #42
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The part where she's not Isla Fisher

If you could choose what the weather would be like today, what would it be?
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:52 PM   #43
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:58 PM   #44
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Ok, are we out of ideas here?
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