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Old 12-26-2008, 12:38 AM   #51
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"Must be deadline oriented"

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"You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day here."
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Old 12-28-2008, 12:09 PM   #52
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“I’m going fishing.”

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“I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit by or on some water with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.”
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:27 PM   #53
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"We'll See"


really means............


No, that little snot nosed pain in the backside kid from up the street CAN'T come over and play, but I'd rather just soft pedal it until you get forget about it so I don't have to explain the 27 ways why that kid gets on my damn nerves
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:49 PM   #54
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"please be quiet"

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"shut the f*#& up, I'm talking right now"
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:57 PM   #55
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Not faking, not lying, absolute.....
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Old 12-28-2008, 10:23 PM   #56
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hmmm.... Big Cat that seems more of a definition of real than realy...

When I use the term realy...the mouth most generally curves into a *sly grin* my eyes sparkle and I wait for the individual to elaborate on the topic...but that just me... and anybody that knows me knows I am not of the norm so what do I know...lol
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Old 12-29-2008, 12:24 AM   #57
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I'll be ready to go in a few minutes

really means...

go ahead and have a few beers and watch the rest of the game, 'cause it'll be at least another hour before I'm ready to go
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:01 PM   #58
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"Distinguished Looking" really means "Ugly with money".
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Old 01-04-2009, 07:17 PM   #59
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BRB Phone: really means I am not interested in chatting.
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Old 01-12-2009, 04:30 PM   #60
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"My stomach is bothering me a bit" really means..."For the 1,000th time, my ass is exit only you sick son of a bitch!"
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:11 PM   #61
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"I'll research that and follow up with an email to you tomorrow"

Really means


I came to the meeting totally unprepared and have no idea what the answer is to that or what I was supposed to be looking into and as soon as we leave this meeting I will go into panic mode and find out what it was I supposed to know so I don't look like a COMPLETE SLACKER!
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:31 PM   #62
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"you look.......um....great"
really means......you don't have a CHANCE in HELL!!!!
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:53 PM   #63
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what ever....
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F-off
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:57 PM   #64
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"Would you like a mint?" means "My ass smells better than the fire coming out of your mouth."
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Old 01-17-2009, 03:25 PM   #65
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"I think you're interesting"

Really means, I can't think if one positive thing to say about you, and I don't want to tell you what I'm really thinking, (you annoying douche bag)
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:42 AM   #66
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"It's time to go!"

Really means, "I'm actually not ready yet myself, but get your ass in the car so when I am ready I don't have to wait for you."
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:51 PM   #67
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Are you fucking serious?
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:34 PM   #68
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Are you fucking serious?
Really means...

I think I may doubt the validity of what you have just said.
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Old 03-25-2009, 03:57 PM   #69
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"That's interesting, dear."

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"Are you still talking?"
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"What's the big deal".
or
"I don't see what the big deal is"

REALLY MEANS:
"Who cares. Let it go already. You are making a big deal over nothing."
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You're awesome Sneaky!!!

Really Means:
Holy crap...would you please quit bugging me about this!?!






I'm sooooo kidding!
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Old 03-25-2009, 04:10 PM   #72
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"your going to feel a little discomfort"

really means:
"this is going to feel like I am shoving a garden hose in your vein and then push a ton of concrete through the hose until you feel like you are about to freakin die...but really you will only feel a small prick"

at least he got the fact that he was a prick right!
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Old 03-25-2009, 04:11 PM   #73
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"It's time to go!"

Really means, "I'm actually not ready yet myself, but get your ass in the car so when I am ready I don't have to wait for you."
Gosh, you are good.

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Old 03-25-2009, 05:41 PM   #74
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"I have to go make (Innocent Party) Miserable for the next 2 hours because my (Hot Ass Babe of a Girlfriend) is an emotional powderkeg!!"

Really means:
"You have warn out ME the kind of arguing. That is a truly awsome thing you have done. You are also a huge pain in the ass."
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Old 03-25-2009, 06:34 PM   #75
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"Congratulations" really means ...... HA HA HA SUCKER!!!!!!!!
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