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Old 08-05-2006, 11:31 AM   #1
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What a load of crap..Its says I'm only 65percent funny.... I was expecting about 40 atleast its only 10 questions
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hey i only scored a 40
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:36 AM   #3
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Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:36 AM   #4
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did you go for the fart jokes?
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:37 AM   #5
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i went for whoop cushions













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Old 08-05-2006, 11:40 AM   #6
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What a load of crap..Its says I'm only 65percent funny.... I was expecting about 40 atleast its only 10 questions
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html
I got a 60 as well. I know I have a good sense of humor. Its all wron, all wrong I tell ya!
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:41 AM   #7
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I did too...how could anyone refuse
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:43 AM   #8
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I got 65 girl....don't compare yourself to me..I'm heaps funnier ...I wanted 90 ...
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aahhh well...atleast we can laugh at each other
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:49 AM   #9
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:52 AM   #10
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damn it...did you find it humorous that I changed the name of the thread incorrectly..
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the test is faulty as the guy who made it
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Old 08-05-2006, 11:59 AM   #11
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Your score = 75

Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:32 PM   #12
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Hell Ive Your score = 85
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:37 PM   #13
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Results: Do you have a sense of humor?
Your score = 80 What does your score mean?Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!

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What a load of crap..Its says I'm only 65percent funny.... I was expecting about 40 atleast its only 10 questions
http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html
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Old 08-05-2006, 07:01 PM   #14
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I got a 60....


Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky
as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty
cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe
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Old 08-05-2006, 07:21 PM   #15
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I thought I had a sense of humor .... LOL



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Old 08-05-2006, 09:55 PM   #16
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80%..lol

Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!
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Do you have a sense of humor?

Your score = 80






What does your score mean?
Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:41 PM   #18
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so..you are related to Tiger...lol



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Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!
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so..you are related to Tiger...lol


LOL My Relative from Down Under !!
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I have to agree with Cotties, this test is skewed. I've been told my sense of humour is totally off the wall. Oh well.

Your score = 70


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Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe even get a kick out of the non-sense you say and do from time to time as well. Good for you! Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding.

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we didn't need a test to tell us that.














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80%..lol

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we didn't need a test to tell us that.
heyyyy u castin dipersationz upon mi good charactah????
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Your score = 50

Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe even get a kick out of the non-sense you say and do from time to time as well. Good for you! Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding.
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