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Old 07-14-2011, 06:42 PM   #1
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What have you been doing consistently for a long time and for how long?



I have been working for 28 years!!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:43 PM   #3
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I have been jerking off for 25 years!!!
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:44 PM   #4
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LMAO Shawn. I had to double check your age on that one..
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Old 07-14-2011, 06:45 PM   #5
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I have been doing major home improvements on my two separate homes over the past 8 years!!! (I had enough)

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Old 07-14-2011, 07:01 PM   #6
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:03 PM   #7
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I have been a father for 13 years..this is not one-upping
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:05 PM   #8
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i have worked for the same company for 10-1/2 years
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:09 PM   #9
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I have been with the same man for 8 YEARS!!!! That's a huge chunk of my life!
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:15 PM   #10
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I have been having sex for 25 years....practice makes perfect!
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:43 PM   #13
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Old 07-14-2011, 08:47 PM   #14
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I have been driving for 30 years.....WOW, I suddenly feel OLD....lol
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #24
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