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Old 08-21-2014, 12:14 PM   #51
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Im incredibly loyal and hold someone's trust in me in high regard
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:48 PM   #52
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I have a wicked sense of humor is that a positive or a negative, Let's hook up the battery cables and see.
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Old 08-22-2014, 03:52 PM   #53
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Old 10-01-2014, 02:16 PM   #54
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Old 10-01-2014, 02:18 PM   #55
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Im awesome!..no seriously!...hey you!...stop with the laughing!....
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Old 10-01-2014, 04:47 PM   #56
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Old 03-11-2017, 07:52 PM   #57
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:12 PM   #58
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I am kind and caring and so much more
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Old 03-11-2017, 08:41 PM   #59
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I'm as blunt as it gets. Can never learn how to 'fluff'.
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Old 03-11-2017, 09:32 PM   #60
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Old 03-11-2017, 09:33 PM   #61
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Old 03-11-2017, 10:03 PM   #62
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I am amazingly just me faults and all .. I have found that is enough for most but it is just fine for me
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Old 03-16-2017, 09:12 PM   #63
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If I ever have grandchildren I will be patience.....
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Old 03-16-2017, 09:22 PM   #64
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Old 03-16-2017, 09:55 PM   #65
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I ate all my green beans at dinner. My applesauce too
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Old 03-16-2017, 10:55 PM   #66
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I love my bubba the way I always wanted to feel love from my parents. We are so close and I couldn't possibly be more blessed than I am that he's my son.
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:13 AM   #67
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Both my legs are the same length.

Alright. Mostly the same length.
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Old 03-17-2017, 04:08 AM   #68
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I give reasonably good compliments.
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:44 PM   #69
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Old 03-17-2017, 01:50 PM   #70
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I am very good at shoe shopping
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:02 PM   #71
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:26 PM   #72
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Oops, I did it again.
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:31 PM   #73
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I'm a very positive person.
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:32 PM   #74
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I appreciate breasts?
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:52 PM   #75
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