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Old 08-24-2005, 10:29 PM   #1
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Well since I was working at my bar last night and I heard a few guys using them so I thought I would throw my "Mackin Skills" out there, These truly work so men be careful how you use them

Here are some classic lines

1. There is 206 bones your body, would you like one more?

2. Nice Legs........When do they open

3. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them

4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

5. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.(good to use on a the bar fly or the hooker on 9 mile either way, lol)

6. Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

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1. I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
2.Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?

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Old 08-24-2005, 10:38 PM   #2
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Oh I forgot my all time favorite here it goes

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:15 AM   #3
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Mine is simply hello, "love the smile" sorry Im losing the hair, the beds 4" 6" Im 6ft!
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Old 08-25-2005, 10:32 AM   #4
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Are you from Tennesee? because you are the only 10 I see!
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:47 PM   #5
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I usually hear things like Do I know You
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:49 PM   #6
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I usually hear things like Do I know You
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one guy in Vegas ,, said he would give me a million if i would sleep with him...... right, he was in a cheap suit, with tennis shoes..... i sic hubby on him.lol
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Old 08-30-2005, 01:02 AM   #7
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Yeah when I'm tending the bar I hear a bunch of crazy lines, lol none of them ever work, or I hope not.
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Old 08-30-2005, 06:50 AM   #8
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heres one I've heard alot.. If I follow you home, would you keep me?
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seeing these lines on the screen makes we wonder how any of us guys ever got lucky. Or looking at it the other way around we did get lucky if the female fell for it.
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Old 08-30-2005, 11:15 AM   #10
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"Hey I'm a photographer, wanna come in my darkroom and see what develops?"
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Old 08-30-2005, 12:49 PM   #11
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well i tried hi how are you may i ask you your name it must have worked were engaged now lol
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:38 AM   #12
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I would love to plant some wood in your garden!
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:40 AM   #13
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Dang, the stright forward approach. ... never thought of that! LOL

Good luck, Ross! And best wishes!
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I like your smile too!!
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Old 09-02-2005, 10:43 AM   #15
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Hi my name is cuda, pleasrue to make your aquaintance.
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:31 AM   #16
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Well hello Cuda it's nice to meet you... I once drove a car with the same name...I liked that car...
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Well hello Cuda it's nice to meet you... I once drove a car with the same name...I liked that car...
Hello to you to Ms. Annie Mull,

Well then I have made a good first impression I think .
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:46 AM   #18
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Why yes, yes you have. I like a man who's not afraid to be himself.
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:00 PM   #19
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Why yes, yes you have. I like a man who's not afraid to be himself.
Well Annie, your bio says you are a domestic diva and born on July 13 making you a Cancer. That seems to fit you. Is that an occupation that you enjoy?
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Old 09-02-2005, 12:13 PM   #20
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Well Annie, your bio says you are a domestic diva and born on July 13 making you a Cancer. That seems to fit you. Is that an occupation that you enjoy?
What part do you mean? The "Domestic" part or the "Diva" part?
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What part do you mean? The "Domestic" part or the "Diva" part?
I must respond to this question caustiouly for I feel that I am being lured into a trap . Your sign is cancer and typically a cancer enjoys the home so the domestic part must be covered. Being a diva can be trying at times I would think so I am choosing DIVA... Yeah thats the ticket.
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No trap Cuda, but I must say I'm a better domestic than I am a diva. I find the diva part to be quite time consuming...
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Guy said in the bar to a lady..... Wish I could get in them pants of yours.... She said: And What would I do with 2 Assholes
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I used to know a guy some years ago that had quite the routine with women. He was over 60 at the time and not good looking at all, but we were all amazed at his success with very attractive younger women. He was a sales rep so he traveled a lot. I asked him how he managed to score with so many of these women. He smiled and said, "I use the most direct approach there is. If I spot an attractive woman I compliment her and then simply tell her 'listen, I don't happen to have any company for dinner tonight. Would you like to have dinner and sex?" He said about 1 or 2 out of 10 will be offended and might even slap me. Another 4 will say they're not interested or change the subject. Another 3 will consider it a compliment and joke about it or even seem interested but won't agree, and 1 out of 10 will agree to do it. I've been doing this long enough to know the percentages and I just keep asking until one accepts. You'd be surprised which ones might agree."

I'm not sure he'd get away with that nowdays. He'd probably get sued for sexual harrassment.
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at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??
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