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Old 09-03-2005, 07:23 AM   #26
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at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??
I'm sure that this is NOT the only line you've ever heard wet beaver!
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Old 09-03-2005, 07:31 AM   #27
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Here Are some REALLY good lines...

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

Favorite: I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"

Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

Favorite: You with all those curves, and me with no brakes!!

Hi! Do you want to play pretend? I'll be Bill Clinton and you can be Monica.

Hi, My name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

"Hey are you from Tennessee?" She says, "No, why?" You say, "Well you must be from Tennessee 'cause... you're the only ten I see."

Wanna play war? I'll lay down and you can blow me away!

That's a nice pair of pants. Can I talk you out of them?

Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.

So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.

I've got the F, the C, and the K, no all I need is U!

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

You might as well fuck me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways!

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."

I bet your dad's a baker, 'cause baby, you got some great buns.

Come and sit on my lap and see what pops up.

Favorite: I ain't no Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock.

Those are the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
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Old 09-03-2005, 01:31 PM   #28
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You might as well fuck me, because I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyways!
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Old 09-06-2005, 07:57 PM   #29
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I heard a gorss one but it was funny as hell tho

Sniff....Sniff....... Your in season, lets breed

I was like dude your going to get the shit knocked out of you.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:33 PM   #30
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I'm sure that this is NOT the only line you've ever heard wet beaver!
it's not, but it's the one i heard that day...
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:16 PM   #31
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I find I do better if I just sit down and wait for them to come over to me, I hear some guys trying to talk to the girls and it is pathetic and funny. Me I date younger women who are going out with me because they like older guys, they say that they are tired of the games the young guys play. I hope they never get tired of the ones the old guys play.
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Old 09-13-2005, 03:48 PM   #32
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I find I do better if I just sit down and wait for them to come over to me, I hear some guys trying to talk to the girls and it is pathetic and funny. Me I date younger women who are going out with me because they like older guys, they say that they are tired of the games the young guys play. I hope they never get tired of the ones the old guys play.
I have tried your approach and waited for the girls to come to me but that didnt work. What am I doing wrong???
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Old 09-13-2005, 04:58 PM   #33
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the squeky wheel gets the greese
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Old 09-14-2005, 02:53 PM   #34
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at the market today, I got from a young guy.... " if i said you were beautiful, would you hold it aganist me"??
Just curious...... what did you decide to hold 'against him?'
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:56 PM   #35
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Just curious...... what did you decide to hold 'against him?'
the zits on his face..
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:00 PM   #36
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the zits on his face..
You really are merciless Beav...... but I sorta like that...... sorta
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:03 PM   #37
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Hi, I'm Ken, what's your's?
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Old 09-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #38
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Hey Ken (I mean Big O) ....... good to hear from ya again. Beginning to get cool now up north. 'Spose you're still runnin' around in shorts in Florida.
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Z, It's 89 here today. Just a few clouds in the sky. I took the boat out this morning. A couple of us went fishing. Not much to speak of, but we had a good time.
I wish I was there in the mountains!
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It's about 70 here....... nice fall day actually. Think I'll call my oldest son and maybe take our small fishin' boat out later this week. We've had quite the time this summer with our fishing boat. Got it all ready to go and the outboard blew up. My son has a friend who owns a marine. He should have it rebuilt in the next day or two.
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Z, anytime you want to make the trip to S Fl, just let me know. We can fish in the ocean, head into the "Glades" for some bass fishing, or just go out and have a good time on land.
It gets nicer here everyday now. soon it will be 80, dry and sunny everyday!
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Z, anytime you want to make the trip to S Fl, just let me know. We can fish in the ocean, head into the "Glades" for some bass fishing, or just go out and have a good time on land.
It gets nicer here everyday now. soon it will be 80, dry and sunny everyday!
Actually I might be down that way in a month or two. I'll let ya know. That would be fun.
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Well guys down here where I am it was only 104 today
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and I wish it was going to get down below 75 for the low tonight, but maybe later this month it will get cooler and only be in the 70s for the low
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Hubby has good pick-up line...

"Do you have a magnet in your head, because you are attracting my buns of steel?"
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and I wish it was going to get down below 75 for the low tonight, but maybe later this month it will get cooler and only be in the 70s for the low
Man I'm glad it's a little cooler here. But getting a little too cool at night.... should be under 40 tonight again. Probably frost the pumpkins pretty soon if this keeps up.
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Man I'm glad it's a little cooler here. But getting a little too cool at night.... should be under 40 tonight again. Probably frost the pumpkins pretty soon if this keeps up.
And you know what they say....When there's frost on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin.
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Well guys down here where I am it was only 104 today
Man your lucky its sept in the uk and bloody 50celcis and cold
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And you know what they say....When there's frost on the pumpkin, its time for peter dunkin.
Theres a frost on my pumpkin
And Mary Im in sin
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Im playing with my ding a ling! lol
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1. There is 206 bones your body, would you like one more?

2. Nice Legs........When do they open

3. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them

4. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

5. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.(good to use on a the bar fly or the hooker on 9 mile either way, lol)

6. Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

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1. I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
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