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Old 07-11-2016, 07:45 PM   #4151
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This is a medieval Romanian washing machine. See how easy we have it now?


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Old 07-11-2016, 11:37 PM   #4152
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Graham crackers were invented as a way to stop masturbation.

It was believed that if a person was more regular, they'd be less likely to put their hands there.
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Old 07-11-2016, 11:44 PM   #4153
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Graham crackers were invented as a way to stop masturbation.

It was believed that if a person was more regular, they'd be less likely to put their hands there.
I'll never eat a 'smore the same way again.
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Old 07-12-2016, 04:32 PM   #4154
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Nursing is NOT a womans occupation anymore cuz Holy Schnikes there are the FINEST nurses out there...Eye candy galore!!!!

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Old 07-23-2016, 09:52 AM   #4155
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Old 07-23-2016, 11:23 AM   #4156
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Yay, 88 posts from 88Runner88. Damn, it's 89, no wait...
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Old 08-04-2016, 04:52 PM   #4157
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Old 08-04-2016, 05:00 PM   #4158
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Star Trek rules Star Wars!!!!
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:35 PM   #4159
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Did you know that when male honey bees mate, their penises explode and they die? The queen will mate with about a dozen partners and leave a trail of dead, penis-less bees.
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:40 PM   #4160
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This is the only point I disagree: The force beats Vulcan mind-meld. No physical contact necessary.
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Old 08-07-2016, 10:56 PM   #4161
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Think there might be a pattern?

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Old 08-07-2016, 10:57 PM   #4162
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Old 08-07-2016, 11:00 PM   #4163
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This would make a wonderful place to chat....
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Old 08-07-2016, 11:00 PM   #4164
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My kid has not brought home my ice or my ice cream.

Isn't this the "bitch about anything for however long you want to" thread?
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Old 08-07-2016, 11:11 PM   #4165
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I am calling it a pattern

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Old 08-07-2016, 11:15 PM   #4166
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Old 08-11-2016, 11:32 PM   #4167
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Old 08-23-2016, 01:04 PM   #4168
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Cracked me up!!!

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Old 08-23-2016, 02:49 PM   #4169
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The dr told me to quit masturbating, so I asked her why. She said, "because I'm trying to examine you"
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Old 08-23-2016, 03:16 PM   #4170
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Old 08-23-2016, 03:19 PM   #4171
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Do we really need condiment humor...I already lost mayo...now mustard...my samiches are getting drier by the minute
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Old 08-23-2016, 07:01 PM   #4172
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Nipple clamps and zombie sex...

Ok...go!!
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Old 08-23-2016, 07:11 PM   #4173
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Nipple clamps and zombie sex...

Ok...go!!
Nipple clamps can be used to tether zombies to their coffins & then have sex with them..?
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Old 09-16-2016, 03:17 AM   #4174
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Old 09-18-2016, 09:27 PM   #4175
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Does anyone else make up songs about their pets and sing it to them?
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