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Old 11-01-2018, 07:21 AM   #76
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Why won't this succubus get off my chest?
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Old 11-01-2018, 08:16 PM   #77
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what if I picked the wrong choice ...
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Old 11-01-2018, 09:48 PM   #78
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:01 PM   #79
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Is the wet dream worth the mess afterwards?
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:02 PM   #80
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Old 11-02-2018, 11:31 PM   #81
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Is the dog in here? Can I turn the TV off?
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Old 11-03-2018, 01:15 PM   #82
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how my old neighbors are doing ? Did brother Curtis pig get out again and Mr. Chuck I his emu put up , the Worths did there donkeys get iur of their pen ?
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Old 02-25-2019, 09:50 PM   #83
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The future usually. But sometimes I get curious about some people here....
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Old 02-25-2019, 09:52 PM   #84
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Why I'm awake!!!!
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Old 02-25-2019, 10:18 PM   #85
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Is there a way I can pee in the toilet without getting up??
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Old 02-25-2019, 11:01 PM   #86
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That's also something I ponder!!!
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:07 AM   #87
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How do snails breathe?
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:10 AM   #88
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How do snails breathe?
They have something called a Mantle Cavity...like a huge lung...weird fact though..they also shit through the organ they breathe through?
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:11 AM   #89
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Have I locked the shed up?

Then I have to get up..and look through the window..then even that isnt enough..so I have to get up and go check

Obsessive...much?
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:14 AM   #90
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They have something called a Mantle Cavity...like a huge lung...weird fact though..they also shit through the organ they breathe through?



Why.....why do you know this???
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:15 AM   #91
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What makes him ^^^^^^ tick
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Old 02-27-2019, 11:16 AM   #92
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For the both of you..I dont tick..just tock
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Why.....why do you know this???
I just....do
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Old 03-06-2019, 03:06 AM   #94
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Lately.. Sad but true.. How would tomiam answer that.. It's to prepare for a debate because we mostly don't agree about politics..
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Should I eat now or just go to sleep.
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Old 03-06-2019, 07:55 AM   #96
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Old 03-06-2019, 04:15 PM   #97
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Do they make pear jelly?
I don't remember ever seeing pear jelly!
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What's he thinking/doing?
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