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Old 02-20-2012, 08:11 PM   #1
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Meaning: you are at the very moment not indulging in cyber/cam/phone/or any solo performance.

This thread is aimed at keeping things mysterious about masturbation, sex or anything like that... Keep "them" guessing sorta thing..
You can choose to specify the duration of "celibacy" or not.

HIJACK is inevitable.. so let's see how many of us are just NOT getting any


I am a "virtual" NUN for the last... oh.. I don't know... 72 or 96 hours?
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:13 PM   #2
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Arte, you're just gonna try and tease me....but I have the key....

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Old 02-20-2012, 08:13 PM   #3
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Hey, this isnt funny! I didn't give anyone permission to name a thread after me.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:18 PM   #4
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I have been a virtual good gal since the day I started here. *snickers*
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:19 PM   #5
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I have been master of my domain since last Friday.
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:22 PM   #7
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:23 PM   #8
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Here's one for the men... in case they feel left out !
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Oh..so I shouldn't post here..hmm
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:25 PM   #10
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Are you in the middle of "ANY" of the above mentioned performances THIS VERY SECOND? If yes.. then don't post

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If we get enough crazy, celibate people in this thread we might have a hostage situation......
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Oh..didn't someone tell u I am the easiest chick on here? I got 3 cam sessions going right now.
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Oh..didn't someone tell u I am the easiest chick on here? I got 3 cam sessions going right now.
Now I know why you wouldn't IM with me... you minx ! Banished from the thread... you are the reason I am here !!!
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Now I know why you wouldn't IM with me... you minx ! Banished from the thread... you are the reason I am here !!!
Oh doh..was one of em..ur boytoys?
I waved to him for ya..he says hi.
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Oh doh..was one of em..ur boytoys?
I waved to him for ya..he says hi.
Second reason I am here... cyber thief of hearts.. now which of these belts would fit you best? Of should I ask the Kumquat? You need to be restrained.
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This is a great thread for me!! I just posted earlier that I can't remember the last time I was "naughty" online. I gave up the online thing for the real life thing....much more satisfying but I admit I can't give up the innocent flirting around here.
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Second reason I am here... cyber thief of hearts.. now which of these belts would fit you best? Of should I ask the Kumquat? You need to be restrained.
Ah well....addiction runs deep..who can forego watching guys shoot a load..sometimes even obscuring the lens..good times.
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Oh and btw...I'm going to keep an eye on this thread for victims for my matchmaking thread. There's nothing better than a bunch of sex starved people needing some lustful attention. That's a recipe for satisfied customers right there!
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Old 02-20-2012, 08:40 PM   #19
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Well we used to work much faster. You only hooked up 2 people? Slacker!
And please work faster this site is becoming a sad place
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Well we used to work much faster. You only hooked up 2 people? Slacker!
And please work faster this site is becoming a sad place
This thread will identify all the "loneliness" and send them onto "matchmaker"

NOTE: your answers are being monitored for "dissatisfaction" purposes
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Oh so two threads need to be merged?
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LOL I know!! If only they would listen to us, Libra. We know what's good for their vajayjays and penises!
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Is that why you are "celibate"
lol...no...it's because of the "Potty Incident", word of which apparently got around.
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