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Old 08-08-2018, 09:23 AM   #151
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B0GO. Every week.
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Old 08-08-2018, 12:02 PM   #152
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B0GO. Every week.
Surely it's BOGOF?
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:14 PM   #153
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Go all Julia Child on it, stuff it like a Christmas Turkey! Bon Appetit!
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:17 PM   #154
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Personally...Gorilla Glue...and some nice mahogany splints
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:26 PM   #155
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Throw it back on the grill
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:28 PM   #156
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Duct tape and wire.
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:35 PM   #157
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Duct tape and wire.
That NEVER works!
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:44 PM   #158
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Show em thread...make a wiener unlimp
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:53 PM   #159
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How do you know? Do you have scientific proof?
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Old 08-08-2018, 01:55 PM   #160
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How do you know? Do you have scientific proof?
Empirical evidence... plus, the ladies don't like it. It pokes and feels rough
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Old 08-28-2018, 10:35 PM   #161
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cole slaw n chili
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Old 08-28-2018, 11:04 PM   #162
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Old 08-28-2018, 11:05 PM   #163
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Old 08-28-2018, 11:06 PM   #164
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Put melted cheese on it
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Old 08-28-2018, 11:07 PM   #165
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Obedience school... with a whip!
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Old 08-29-2018, 12:54 PM   #166
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Old 08-31-2018, 11:19 PM   #167
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Old 09-01-2018, 02:54 AM   #168
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Put peanut butter on it, and hope she loves peanut butter.
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Old 09-01-2018, 11:41 PM   #169
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Sticking it in dewar of liquid helium at minus 300 degrees does the trick. Just need to be careful not to wack it against anything as it shatters like glass.
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Old 09-02-2018, 11:02 AM   #170
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:23 PM   #171
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*laughed when I saw this*
Go down on her. Works every time.
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:44 PM   #172
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Old 09-12-2018, 05:47 PM   #173
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Squirt it full of spray foam
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Old 09-14-2018, 07:17 PM   #174
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skewer it then put it on the fire.
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Old 09-14-2018, 08:15 PM   #175
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Tongue ring and concentration
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