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Old 10-06-2017, 10:34 AM   #7051
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Old 10-06-2017, 11:17 AM   #7052
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Old 12-12-2017, 04:05 AM   #7053
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Old 12-14-2017, 01:42 AM   #7054
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Doing that one thing........
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Old 12-14-2017, 04:31 AM   #7055
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:52 AM   #7056
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Old 12-14-2017, 09:53 AM   #7057
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Old 12-14-2017, 10:47 PM   #7058
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:01 PM   #7059
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what you thought I was doing before, but actually I am now

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Old 01-13-2018, 07:04 PM   #7060
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what you thought I was doing before, but actually I am now

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Perfect sense....to me anyways
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Old 01-13-2018, 07:24 PM   #7061
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lots of things that I need to be doing that I am not doing .
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:30 PM   #7062
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:39 PM   #7063
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:46 PM   #7064
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:07 PM   #7065
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Old 01-13-2018, 10:21 PM   #7066
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:24 PM   #7067
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:46 PM   #7068
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I should really be working on some stuff for my office, but I kind of got out of my normal workaholic groove during the holidays. Just not feeling motivated or inspired.
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:05 AM   #7069
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:45 AM   #7070
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:50 AM   #7071
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:10 AM   #7072
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Old 01-14-2018, 11:36 AM   #7073
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Old 01-14-2018, 12:07 PM   #7074
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Old 01-14-2018, 12:51 PM   #7075
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cleaning and laundry which I guess I should get a start on it!!
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