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Old 01-13-2018, 05:09 PM   #576
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:28 PM   #577
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Old 01-13-2018, 08:31 PM   #578
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:14 PM   #579
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
We call curtains too lol
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:15 PM   #580
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"Man am I horny."
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Old 01-13-2018, 09:16 PM   #581
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Did you know men can fake it too

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Old 01-13-2018, 09:18 PM   #582
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Can’t wait to tell mom all about that!
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:03 AM   #583
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do you mind if i wipe my cock on your curtains?

curtains = drapes for those of you in america
So then, should we refer to labia as meat curtains or meat drapes?
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:05 AM   #584
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You really wanna know? ...'Next'~
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Old 01-14-2018, 04:08 AM   #585
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I don't care that your name's not Dave.
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Old 01-14-2018, 06:16 AM   #586
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Oh, did you want me to pull out?
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:21 AM   #587
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Who knows how to put a body back into the coffin?
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