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Old 07-05-2012, 10:15 PM   #1
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Arrow What Zodiac Sign Should You Be With??

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Old 07-05-2012, 10:16 PM   #2
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YOU SHOULD BE WITH AN AIR SIGN!!!



Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius
You crave excitement and playful banter. Only an air sign can match your wit.

An air sign will keep you on your toes and keep you interested.
Your air sign will bring you fun, excitement, and surprises. Sounds like your perfect playmate
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:18 PM   #3
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Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces.
You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you.

And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing.
A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others.
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:21 PM   #4
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You Should Be With an Air Sign

Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius

You crave excitement and playful banter. Only an air sign can match your wit.

An air sign will keep you on your toes and keep you interested.
Your air sign will bring you fun, excitement, and surprises. Sounds like your perfect playmate!
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:21 PM   #5
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I'm a water sign, says I need an Earth sign.
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:23 PM   #6
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You Should Be With a Fire Sign

http://www.blogthingsimages.com/what.../fire-sign.jpg

Your best match is an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius
You like a partner who's intense and even a little dominating. You want to be seduced.

There's nothing you like better than someone being completely and totally into you.
You are not an easy one to catch, so you need a bold partner who is up to the challenge.

What Sign Should You Be With?

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Old 07-05-2012, 10:24 PM   #7
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Your best match is an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:29 PM   #8
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You Should Be With A Water Sign
Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces.
You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you.
And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing.
A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:15 PM   #9
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Oh sweet jesu.
You actually made a thread.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:25 PM   #10
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You Should Be With A Water Sign
Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces.
You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship. A water sign can open up to you.
And while you like to be bonded to your partner, a relationship with a water sign won't be all soul gazing.
A water sign matches your goofy sense of humor, as well as your desire to help others.
I'm a Cancer.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:28 PM   #11
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Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius
You crave excitement and playful banter. Only an air sign can match your wit.

An air sign will keep you on your toes and keep you interested.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:29 PM   #12
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Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius
You crave excitement and playful banter. Only an air sign can match your wit.

An air sign will keep you on your toes and keep you interested.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:30 PM   #13
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Your best match is a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius
You crave excitement and playful banter. Only an air sign can match your wit.

An air sign will keep you on your toes and keep you interested.
Your air sign will bring you fun, excitement, and surprises. Sounds like your perfect playmate!
I'm a Gemini!
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I'm a Gemini!
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:32 PM   #15
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Taurus, Virgo or Capricorn
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Oh sweet jesu.
You actually made a thread.
I know....I know....I'm beyond hope.....hold me!!!
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:54 PM   #17
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I'm a water sign, says I need an Earth sign.

I'm a land sign and my wife is a water sign. Togeter we make mud
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I know....I know....I'm beyond hope.....hold me!!!
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Im pretty sure Im an aquarium.
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I'm a Gemini!
Me too... !! Shall we start posting hearts & lovey things on Tex's wall & start calling him "honey bunny" or in German "schatzi"
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You bring the torch?
Let's just seduce her... She'll get horny enough & stop... Aradia... I'm unzipping my jeans.... Now... Slowly....
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Let's just seduce her... She'll get horny enough & stop... Aradia... I'm unzipping my jeans.... Now... Slowly....
Oh jesus.
You are now uhmm makin moves on Aradia?
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Who's making moves on me?? Wait is this zodiac thread working......???
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You Should Be With an Earth Sign
Your best match is a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.
You like your sweetie to pamper, wine, and dine you. You enjoy the finer things.

An earth sign will go all out to woo you - and never complain about doing it.
Your earth sign knows how to make you feel wanted. And you'll never meet anyone so devoted to you.


This test is a lie! Already married the earth sign... Now what? I'm lost forever??? Sheesh!
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Who's making moves on me?? Wait is this zodiac thread working......???
Apparently so..for same sexes.
That's what you had in mind when you started this, right?
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