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Old 05-29-2018, 11:26 AM   #8751
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Trying to get home in the rain - in flip flops!!! X
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:28 AM   #8752
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Old 05-29-2018, 11:38 AM   #8753
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Trying to get home in the rain - in flip flops!!! X
Reminded me of this! I know I’m terrible.

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Old 05-29-2018, 11:46 AM   #8754
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Reminded me of this! I know Iím terrible.

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Be safe on your trek home, Becs.
Ha ha love it. Youíve cheered me up. Hope youíre good you lovely feisty lady xxx
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Old 05-29-2018, 12:08 PM   #8755
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81 and misting rain
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Old 05-29-2018, 12:18 PM   #8756
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Raining and Freezing cold. A miserable 18įC!
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Old 05-29-2018, 01:39 PM   #8757
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Foggy, cold and damp.
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:17 PM   #8758
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Teeming rain and wind. Flash flood warnings.

Wtf, I moved here to get away from hurricanes and blizzards.
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Old 05-29-2018, 06:57 PM   #8759
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Mildly scorching!
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Old 05-29-2018, 09:45 PM   #8760
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:13 PM   #8761
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Rain........ all day!!
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Old 05-29-2018, 10:20 PM   #8762
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at least you have a boat...I'm treading water here!!
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Old 06-16-2018, 06:40 AM   #8763
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hot, sweaty and slickery!
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Old 06-16-2018, 07:19 AM   #8764
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Sunny, but cold.
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Old 06-16-2018, 08:59 AM   #8765
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it's warming up! no clouds, gonna def be hot and sticky!

im already wearing too many clothes for this shit
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:30 AM   #8766
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It's hot and gross already
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:05 AM   #8767
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Beautiful weather for a drive to my sister house.
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:17 AM   #8768
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the temp, it's a ticking upwards!

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Old 06-16-2018, 11:30 AM   #8769
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The kind where want to stay in bed, but really should get outdoors. It’ll be good for the spirit.
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The kind where want to stay in bed, but really should get outdoors. Itíll be good for the spirit.
You can run around naked anywhere!
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Yes...everyone can pray for me as I run around naked! Iíll give them something to kneel to. lol God forgive me for I love to sin!
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Old 06-16-2018, 11:51 AM   #8772
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Yes...everyone can pray for me as I run around naked! Iíll give them something to kneel to. lol God forgive me for I love to sin!
Ok now you're just being condescending pffttttt
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Old 06-16-2018, 05:04 PM   #8773
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Partly cloudy and rain off and on! Not great for night viewing...blahhh
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Partly cloudy and rain off and on! Not great for night viewing...blahhh
pretty good for voyeurism tho
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Old 06-19-2018, 01:34 PM   #8775
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Warm and humid.
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