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Old 06-19-2018, 02:36 PM   #8776
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Warm and humid.
Same here!
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Old 06-19-2018, 04:21 PM   #8777
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90 with light rain off and on today
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Old 06-25-2018, 05:57 PM   #8778
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Hot, muggy and thunderstorms are heading my way lovely.
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Old 06-25-2018, 06:03 PM   #8779
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Hot, muggy and thunderstorms are heading my way lovely.
Stay safe sweetie. We had nasty weather last night here.



Sun is shinning with partly cloudy .
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:05 PM   #8780
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:13 PM   #8781
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After last night . I am happy to see the sun shining.
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:20 PM   #8782
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No storms here eitjer woohoo
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Old 06-25-2018, 08:21 PM   #8783
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No storms here eitjer woohoo

We need to keep it that way for a while.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:33 PM   #8784
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Too hot to handle...like him.
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:33 PM   #8785
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Hot and steamy....like me
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:35 PM   #8786
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Hot and wet... I mean sweaty like me.
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:44 AM   #8787
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heavy rains, cloudy still
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:45 AM   #8788
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Clear and gorgeous evening.
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:09 AM   #8789
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So far a beautiful morning.
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Old 06-26-2018, 11:11 AM   #8790
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It's currently pouring down rain
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Old 06-26-2018, 12:58 PM   #8791
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A little sunshine, with a cold wind! Brrrr!
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Old 06-26-2018, 01:26 PM   #8792
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:37 PM   #8793
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Foggy whilst the rest of the country was hot and sunny.
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Old 06-26-2018, 02:40 PM   #8794
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beautiful possible rain tonight
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Old 06-26-2018, 03:29 PM   #8795
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Will find out shortly. Taking colleague out for bday lunch.
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Old 06-26-2018, 05:23 PM   #8796
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Unbelievable! All day downpour of rain!
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Old 06-26-2018, 07:02 PM   #8797
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Its been raining up in Missouri according to the weather man but it very very hot and humid here.
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Old 06-26-2018, 07:33 PM   #8798
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Sunny and very warm.
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:25 PM   #8799
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No severe storms today but HAWT and muggy
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Old 06-29-2018, 09:34 PM   #8800
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We are under Heat advisory Temperature has gotten up to 100 during the afternoon.
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