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Old 07-31-2018, 05:26 PM   #8851
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Beautiful, 70's and sunny
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:49 PM   #8852
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I'm stuck in my hotel in DC. It's pouring rain here... Hot and humid! yuch!
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Old 07-31-2018, 05:51 PM   #8853
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Tentative thunderstorms, but the plane got out on time.
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:36 PM   #8854
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Rain, rain, go away,
Come back another day.
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:40 PM   #8855
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Cloudy, but comfy
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Old 07-31-2018, 06:43 PM   #8856
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Beautiful after a rain shower 87 degrees.
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:22 PM   #8857
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Hot, dry, maybe a chance of a thunderstorm later tonight,,,,,maybe
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:23 PM   #8858
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So super wet.
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:23 PM   #8859
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butt soup-ish
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:30 PM   #8860
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butt soup-ish
So descriptive.
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:33 PM   #8861
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So descriptive.
Painting mind pictures since 1972
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:40 PM   #8862
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You and Bob Ross. The OGs
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:42 PM   #8863
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Reminds me. Gotta get a new pick for my fro
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Old 07-31-2018, 08:44 PM   #8864
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Reminds me. Gotta get a new pick for my fro
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You need a summer cut.
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Old 08-16-2018, 07:42 PM   #8865
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Good and humid boob sweat worthy
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Old 08-16-2018, 07:52 PM   #8866
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Hot and humid
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:46 PM   #8867
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Not awfully hot but swamp ass humid
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Old 08-16-2018, 09:50 PM   #8868
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73 degrees with a lovely cool breeze off the ocean
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Old 08-18-2018, 10:27 PM   #8869
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On and off rain with a mixture of sun and humidity
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Old 08-21-2018, 06:06 PM   #8870
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cool crisp morning, hot dry afternoon
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Old 08-21-2018, 06:37 PM   #8871
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only 85 here but it feel like 90
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Old 08-21-2018, 07:14 PM   #8872
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86 & humid here
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Old 08-21-2018, 07:18 PM   #8873
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I'm listening to torrential rain and thunderstorm that has cooled things down to 71 degrees...
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Old 08-21-2018, 07:24 PM   #8874
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was sunny & 79 when I got up...perfect!

In the pharmacy it's like -30....They're tryin to kill me!
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Old 08-22-2018, 05:53 PM   #8875
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Beautiful weather here
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