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Old 11-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #1
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Which is worse? Kissing a man with no teeth or only 3 teeth? Answer and leave a which is worse for the next poster.
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:28 PM   #2
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You just TOTALLY grossed me out

Which is worse, getting dumped for another, or getting busted by the spouse?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:30 PM   #3
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Which is worse, getting dumped for another, or getting busted by the spouse?

I love it!!

getting busted.

Having to go to confession or having to be in the choir?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:30 PM   #4
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Confession!

Which is worse, freezing temps or hotter than hell?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:33 PM   #5
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hotter then hell

Shoes that are too tight or pants that are too tight?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:36 PM   #6
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Shoes!

...no sex or no love?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:39 PM   #7
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no love


catching your spouse with a lover or finding out they are gay?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:39 PM   #8
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...no sex or no love?
Aren't they the same thing?

stepping in dog crap or getting pulled over?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:41 PM   #9
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dog crap

busted for weed, busted with a hooker?
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:54 PM   #10
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I'll have to consult my lawyer and get back to you ...and ... busted by a cop or the wife?

Having someone JUMP OVER YOUR POST or overlook the main point of your post, and nitpick some non-essential statement?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:05 PM   #11
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nitpicking is worse

Worse, being broke or seeing the person after you win the slots?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:13 PM   #12
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being broke

having a flat tire or running over a deer
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:14 PM   #13
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oh crap, flat tire, deer is now dinner

driving a pinto or riding a bike?
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driving a pinto can get there faster on a bike

your so finding out your here or finding your so here
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:17 PM   #15
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finding SO, would be a way to plan an exit strategy lol

being with an ugly horny member of the opposite sex or a great looking member of same sex
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being with an ugly member with the opposite sex!

getting robbed or getting hijacked
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getting robbed

being teased and brought almost to orgasm and not allowed to reach for hours or having your partner finish in 1 minute and you have to finish yourself
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being teased and brought almost to orgasm and not allowed to reach for hours or having your partner finish in 1 minute and you have to finish yourself
Definitely teased for hours.

Which is worse? No sex or bad sex?
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:32 PM   #19
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bad sex: rather go without and please myself....

no AC or no heat??
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no air conditionsing

cat puke stains on rug or sex stains on the couch LMAO
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cat puke on rug...the other stains are fun to make

Waking up next day to a not so good looking partner..or being the scare the next morning
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Old 11-16-2009, 08:46 PM   #22
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The not so good looking partner!

WIW...bad breath or bad body odor?
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body odor

WIW .... After you've committed to watch an hour of TV with the spouse ... Oprah or Gilmore Girls?
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Im not sure witch one has less commercials would be worse

WIW....catching you so in bed with your brother or sister
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:20 PM   #25
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Brother! I have no sisters

WIW...losing your job or losing your spouse (as in divorce, not death!)?
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