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Old 12-18-2015, 04:51 PM   #1
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Spoil the new Star Wars movie for the person above you. (Please note...don't be a dick and actually spoil it...I'm looking for people to make shit up that would be awesome).

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I can't freakin' believe that Chewbacca and C3PO are gay wookie android lovers!
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:52 PM   #2
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I couldnt believe that either tom!

was even worse to discover leia and lando were into bondage in the carbonite chamber!
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:55 PM   #3
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Darth Vader is Lukes Dad.

There, I said it. Deal with it
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Darth Vader is Lukes Dad.

There, I said it. Deal with it
You're still mad cuz u found out r2d2 charges for electrojobs
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:57 PM   #5
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Darth Vader is Lukes Dad.

There, I said it. Deal with it
ASSHOLE!!!!! NICE GOING!
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:58 PM   #6
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Hard to believe I still felt the need to whip it out and jack to Princess Leia after all these years
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Hard to believe I still felt the need to whip it out and jack to Princess Leia after all these years
Jabba outfit or the hoth outfit?
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:04 PM   #8
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Jabba outfit or the hoth outfit?
yes
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someone has to keep her in that scintillating white


or i guess that slightly dirty off-white?
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This thread is like the Millenium Falcon in hyper-drive...2 pages by next week!
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:06 PM   #11
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So I guess you dont want us to tell everyone that Rey rapes Luke huh?

shit....
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:18 PM   #12
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Han has an affair with the Emperor's clone

just sayin
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:40 PM   #13
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Over twenty 26 Ewoks were injured making this film.

some respect please.
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:49 PM   #14
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Should I be ashamed to say I snuck out and went to watch the Peanuts movie? BUT, not before I heard Chewy asking Yoda how he had the hair from his chin removed. YODA isn't dead folks!
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:54 PM   #15
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The millennium falcon has a bumper sticker on back that says "If you can read this, you're too fucking close" look closely you'll see it.
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Old 12-18-2015, 06:38 PM   #16
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Luke has crabs

caught it from an ewok hooker
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Old 12-18-2015, 06:50 PM   #17
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George Lucas attempts to buy franchise back after this movie did what he couldn't.


*queue sympathy music*
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The real reason Luke has been awol is he's been traveling the galaxy giving happy endings with his robo-hand.
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Jabba outfit or the hoth outfit?
In college for Halloween I made my own Hoth outfit. It was so badass. My party pics I have a blaster in one hand, and a red solo cup in the other
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Old 12-18-2015, 08:23 PM   #20
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Those aren't real spaceships. They are models made from old Edsels.
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Old 12-18-2015, 09:19 PM   #21
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That's after chafing became a problem for him.
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Old 12-20-2015, 11:27 PM   #22
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTLAx3VDX7g
Wasn't sure where to put this but it made me snort.
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Nobody told Carrie Fisher that only 30 years had passed since Return of the Jedi
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My favorite part of the Star Wars movie? Is when Luke looks around the office and realizes the gimp was Keyser Soze.
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TR-8R is not an international trade agreement or an income tax form.
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