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Old 01-01-2017, 05:44 PM   #18401
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:48 PM   #18402
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Old 01-01-2017, 05:50 PM   #18403
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:10 PM   #18404
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:12 PM   #18405
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:13 PM   #18406
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:13 PM   #18407
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:33 PM   #18408
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:39 PM   #18409
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:53 PM   #18410
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:55 PM   #18411
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:56 PM   #18412
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Old 01-01-2017, 07:57 PM   #18413
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Before it gets all germy.
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:01 PM   #18414
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:02 PM   #18415
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I am staying at Dix house she will keep my boobs germ free
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:03 PM   #18416
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Now that would be a show I would pay good money to watch.
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:10 PM   #18417
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:11 PM   #18418
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:12 PM   #18419
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Now that would be a show I would pay good money to watch.
we take c/c also....you can just swipe it between Dix cheeks
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:13 PM   #18421
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we take c/c also....you can just swipe it between Dix cheeks
Does "the swipe" cost extra?
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:15 PM   #18422
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we will pass the extra fee
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Old 01-01-2017, 08:16 PM   #18424
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Don't go to any trouble on my account...when in Rome....or heaven
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