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Old 08-05-2015, 06:20 PM   #51
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If chameleons didn't have such short lives I'd get one just to teach it this.. so cute! But I hate losing pets :/ ..so I try to only get ones with nice long lifespans.

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Old 08-05-2015, 07:52 PM   #52
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my dog growls at everyone when I'm holding her... she's very possessive... the only other time she goes nuts is when the postman or a deliveryman rings the doorbell... she understands how dangerous these parcels really are
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I just asked her and she wouldn't tell me, so kinda dumb.........cute though
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Old 08-05-2015, 08:08 PM   #54
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I just asked her and she wouldn't tell me, so kinda dumb.........cute though
I don't think she trusts you with the information
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Old 08-05-2015, 08:17 PM   #55
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I don't think she trusts you with the information

Hmmmm.....she could be a freakin genius!!!!!!!
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Old 08-05-2015, 10:06 PM   #56
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It's a little turtle, so... yeah. Bag of hammers.
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Old 08-06-2015, 08:24 PM   #57
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My cat always knows when I need him to just be there..
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My cat always knows when I need him to just be there..
My dog does too. Funny how my need and her feeding time seem to always coincide.
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:41 AM   #59
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If chameleons didn't have such short lives I'd get one just to teach it this.. so cute! But I hate losing pets :/ ..so I try to only get ones with nice long lifespans.

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Old 08-12-2015, 07:54 PM   #60
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my dog can talk

one bark - get your ass out here.... and bring snacks
constant barking - I'm done waiting, get my leash we're going for a run
two short barks then long pauses - hey!.. you want to play?
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my dog can talk

one bark - get your ass out here.... and bring snacks
constant barking - I'm done waiting, get my leash we're going for a run
two short barks then long pauses - hey!.. you want to play?
Ok......we have to get you out........and when I say we, I'm hoping me, but don't bring the dog......

How does she bark when you leave her and she is watching through the window?
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Ok......we have to get you out........and when I say we, I'm hoping me, but don't bring the dog......

How does she bark when you leave her and she is watching through the window?
she doesn't really bark that much.. only when she's talking :

yes please come and pick me up on your bike
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Old 08-12-2015, 08:15 PM   #63
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Smart enough to get me to scoop her poop, feed her, and buy kitty treats & canned cat food. She's pretty damn cute.
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Old 09-01-2015, 01:40 AM   #64
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My cat, the same one that categorizes his mice, has lately taken to chasing dogs. It's dumb. It's suicidal. And it's making enemies among the neighbors.
Okay I'm feeling really bad. I took my cat to the vet and it turns out he has a bad tooth. AND the vet said that will make a cat hyper aggressive. They feel vulnerable so they're hyper defensive. It wasn't his fault at all. I'm feeling terrible.

Not only that but I'm thinking there are people in the News Room who have some really bad toothaches and I haven't been very understanding.
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my dog can talk

one bark - get your ass out here.... and bring snacks
constant barking - I'm done waiting, get my leash we're going for a run
two short barks then long pauses - hey!.. you want to play?
I know what you mean:

Constant furious barking..Is anyone gonna get that bloody door? It might be a food parcel for me?

One long whine ....Im hungry..and I'll do this until you feed me

One short sharp bark..pause...one short sharp bark........Ive finished..now let me the hell in..its cold out here!
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I know what you mean:

Constant furious barking..Is anyone gonna get that bloody door? It might be a food parcel for me?

One long whine ....Im hungry..and I'll do this until you feed me

One short sharp bark..pause...one short sharp bark........Ive finished..now let me the hell in..its cold out here!
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Mine is an empath I swear. If I have a really bad day or aren't doing well, he is right there. Not a cuddly cat under normal circumstances, he finds me and crawls up to be right with me.

And, no coincidence with the kitty treats I give him.
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I was getting ready for work this week and noticed our cat just sitting in her litter box, then she puked in her litter, then she sat awhile more (I assume to see if she still felt bad).. then she finally left. I made sure she was ok and baby talked her an petted her.. then I told her how smart she was. It's like a drunk friend making it to the toilet rather than barfing all over your sofa
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So smart I don't have to til the garden she dug it all up for me. Damm dog!
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The squirrels in my yard are geniuses.. they know the perfect ripeness of tomatoes to steal them right before I get home from work to pick them
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she's a feisty little thing, she starts furiously barking at other dogs when we go on our run... only started a week ago... maybe she's on her period :
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2 dogs. The Australian cattle dog/shepard is smart as a whip. She trained the Akita/Lab mix. Not so smart but sweet. The two of them together make a good team. If only I could teach them how to make money.
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Old 09-04-2015, 08:27 AM   #74
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When it's time to be fed he's the smartest dog alive. Lol
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I just tried to bribe the dog with a fried Oreo (yeah I kno....BAD MOMMA!) if he'd take the garbage out but he just stared at me.....

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