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Old 12-24-2016, 11:34 AM   #926
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Should I lick you there?
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Old 12-24-2016, 02:48 PM   #927
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Old 12-24-2016, 03:32 PM   #928
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Old 12-24-2016, 03:39 PM   #929
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Old 12-24-2016, 03:45 PM   #930
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Old 12-24-2016, 05:49 PM   #931
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Can I trace your bulge?
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Old 12-24-2016, 06:41 PM   #932
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Old 12-24-2016, 08:03 PM   #933
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Old 12-25-2016, 04:25 PM   #934
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Old 12-26-2016, 11:24 AM   #935
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Does this turn you on?
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Old 12-26-2016, 02:00 PM   #936
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Old 02-19-2017, 03:54 PM   #937
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Old 02-19-2017, 05:19 PM   #938
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Let this sweet torture continue
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Old 02-19-2017, 07:43 PM   #939
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I'll kiss you all over
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Old 02-19-2017, 08:14 PM   #940
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:41 PM   #941
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Old 02-20-2017, 02:49 PM   #942
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Old 02-20-2017, 04:41 PM   #943
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Fresh batteries in the remote.
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:02 PM   #944
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:22 PM   #945
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Old 02-20-2017, 06:45 PM   #946
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I thought this thread was called "turn on me in 5 words."

I was ready with - "you really smell of wee."
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Old 02-20-2017, 07:49 PM   #947
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Old 02-20-2017, 08:30 PM   #948
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Old 02-21-2017, 08:03 AM   #949
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ride hard put away wet.
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