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Old 08-09-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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I'd rather poke my eye out than....eat hominy

I'd rather poke my eye out than....live with my in-laws
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:15 PM   #2
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I'd rather poke my eye out than....never have another orgasm

I'd rather poke my eye out than....have coffee without my coffee mate
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:27 PM   #3
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I'd rather poke my eye out................ then unpack the rest of the boxes I have left lol
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I'd rather poke my eye out than .... walk naked into a horse barn

(don't want to give those poor horsies an inferiority complex!)
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:33 PM   #5
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I'd rather poke my eye out than .... drive a Yugo (because you don't).
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:34 PM   #6
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I'd rather poke my eye out than .... live without the comfort a good woman



(and a bad one on the side!)
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Old 08-09-2006, 01:35 PM   #7
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I'd rather poke my eye out than ..... face Shiane in a one-on-one battle !!!
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:14 PM   #8
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I'd rather poke my eye out than ..... face Shiane in a one-on-one battle !!!

lol sheeeeesh i don't bite that hard!
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:18 PM   #9
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I'd rather poke my eye out than give birth again.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:22 PM   #10
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I'd rather poke my eye out than go through withdrawal from nicotene and caffeine.
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Old 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM   #11
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lol sheeeeesh i don't bite that hard!
God knows how much pain you will give..I'd rather poke my eye out..
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Old 08-09-2006, 05:53 PM   #12
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I'd rather poke me eye out than ....

1) listen to my mother in law
2) clean out the goldfish tank
3) take the cat to the vet
4) see my mother naked
5) tidy the kids rooms
6) wash the inside of the wheelie bin
7) get up on windy, rainy morning, walk in the wind & rain to the train station to find out the sodding train has been delayed
8) listen to wingers at work
9) cook christmas day dinner
10) run out of petrol on the freeway
11) iron my arm instead of the shirt sleeve
12) reverse the car into a supermarket
13) get drunk and fall asleep on train ending up in a different county
14) sellotape my legs together
15) admit i'm wrong to my wife !
16) go to the doctors when i'm unwell
17) run out of whisky
18) have been in london on 7th July 2005
19) listen to a metal knife & fork being scratched together
20) skydive
21) eat fat
22) drink fat !
23) be the only person on the dance floor
24) argue with beloved over nothing
25) experience my wife having a still birth
26) lose money
27) fart in company
28) get something stuck between my teeth without anybody telling me
29) get angry when people over take me in a 30mph speed limit area
30) have to go to bed on my own for a week
31) be told i could never have sex again
32) eat raw meat
33) thrown a tin of soup at my older brother's head when i was younger
34) not learning to drive until i had kids
35) see loads of snow outside and have to work
36) unblock the kitchen drain
37) go on tv
38) go on the radio
39) become a politican
40) watch people drop litter
41) be told no one loves me
42) take the life of a human or a creature
43) go on stage and sing a solo
44) go shopping in ikea on a bank holiday
45) go on a long haul bus journey when i'm drunk and have to piss in a bag because the toilet was busted
46) given my dad more a chance when he left my mum
47) pick up spiders or snakes
48) remember my daughter's funeral like it was yesterday
49) be forced to play the piano again

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Old 08-09-2006, 06:06 PM   #13
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i'd rather poke my eye out than, eat liver and onions
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Old 08-09-2006, 06:12 PM   #14
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too right, brings back childhood memories - yuck
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Old 08-09-2006, 11:26 PM   #15
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I'd rather poke my eye out than....never have another orgasm

I'd rather poke my eye out than....have coffee without my coffee mate


I totally agree with the first.....

I love coffee......and my mate is really awesome too!!!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 09:33 AM   #16
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I totally agree with the first.....

I love coffee......and my mate is really awesome too!!!!
LOL can't disagree with you!
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Old 08-10-2006, 09:36 AM   #17
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I'd rather poke my eye out than.... clean out the litter box.... yuck!


I'd rather poke my eye out than.... go through life without having really great friends!
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Old 08-10-2006, 09:57 AM   #18
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I'd rather poke my eye out than not follow my heart .........and be with the one I love....

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Old 08-10-2006, 10:49 AM   #19
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I'd rather poke my eye out than deal with my sister in law bullshit.
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:07 PM   #20
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I'd rather poke my eye out than....... take my kids down the cereal aisle at the grocery store lol omg.
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:10 PM   #21
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i just want to poke my eye out -- just to try it -- just once -- right -- dont knock it until you try it
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i just want to poke my eye out -- just to try it -- just once -- right -- dont knock it until you try it
Here...hold still...allow me to help....lol

Cherokee..would rather poke her eye out...then see inside the head of this madman....
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hey who else is there with you -- a madman -- i thought it was just you and me ------- hmmmmmmmmmmm --- ok -- ill let you poke me -- if i can poke you
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hey who else is there with you -- a madman -- i thought it was just you and me ------- hmmmmmmmmmmm --- ok -- ill let you poke me -- if i can poke you
You are the madman hun...and no one said u could poke me....hey..now watch it...gosh...such a grabby gus ya are....


Cherokee....how many hands ya got there?............
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