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Old 11-28-2009, 10:29 PM   #1
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:29 PM   #2
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Will I be allowed to wear the panties tonite?
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:30 PM   #3
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:32 PM   #4
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Dad, you are sooooooo embarassing.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:34 PM   #5
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:42 PM   #6
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You are such a hot mess...just sayin!

Soooo.....will I get what I want for christmas?????
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:44 PM   #7
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My sources say no . . . but I'm a freakin' 8-Ball . . . wtf do I know about sources?
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:47 PM   #8
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What's in my future for the next month?
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:49 PM   #9
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Ummmmmm . . . Christmas? Duhhhhhh . . .
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:49 PM   #10
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:50 PM   #11
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what will he think when he see I posted like a ummm"whore" as he put it...
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:51 PM   #12
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:52 PM   #13
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what will he think when he see I posted like a ummm"whore" as he put it...
"I wonder how much she drank."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . omg . . . I crack me up.
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Old 11-28-2009, 10:54 PM   #14
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Ummmmmm . . . Christmas? Duhhhhhh . . .

Bah!!! (and I don't mean sheep, either!)
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"I wonder how much she drank."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . omg . . . I crack me up.
ya that was a good one!!! I gotta to give ya credit...

How will I fair at trying to get some free time tomorrow to talk to my guy...with hubs lurking?
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My sources say no . . . but I'm a freakin' 8-Ball . . . wtf do I know about sources?
pfft.... damn thing DOES know my husband! hahahaha


sooo are 3somes a good idea?
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Bah!!! (and I don't mean sheep, either!)
Consulting the 8-Ball again . . .

It says in the next month . . .

You Can Expect To Be Naughty . . . Which Is Nice.
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Old 11-28-2009, 11:00 PM   #18
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pfft.... damn thing DOES know my husband! hahahaha


sooo are 3somes a good idea?
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8ball................ What will I get for Christmas?
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OooO Mighty Eight-ball............

Will I get lucky tonight?
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OooO Mighty Eight-ball............

Will I get to see Santa this year?
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OooO Mighty Eight-ball............

Does he really like me?
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Yes!!! Definitely!!!! Fourever!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you see in my future?
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