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Old 12-12-2016, 09:03 PM   #76
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You still think seeing a Stones concert means Mick Jagger running through the audience and you might get lucky and snatch Keith's empty bottle of Jack or roach clip~~

That' for all the older than 40 crowd who went to concerts in diapers*** right red~

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Old 12-12-2016, 09:04 PM   #77
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:14 PM   #78
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You still think seeing a Stones concert means Mick Jagger running through the audience and you might get lucky and snatch Keith's empty bottle of Jack or roach clip~~

That' for all the older than 40 crowd who went th concerts in diapers*** right red~
Would you believe me if I told you I've never been to one?

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When you can't remember when.
Why am I hearing The Statler Brothers singing? lol
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:23 PM   #79
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You still think seeing a Stones concert means Mick Jagger running through the audience and you might get lucky and snatch Keith's empty bottle of Jack or roach clip~~

That' for all the older than 40 crowd who went th concerts in diapers*** right red~
I got up close to him one nite back in 68 or 69 at The Piper Club in Rome. Judging by his BO, I'd guess he hadn't bathed in a few days. It didn't seem to bother most of the girls hovering around him.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:53 PM   #80
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I got up close to him one nite back in 68 or 69 at The Piper Club in Rome. Judging by his BO, I'd guess he hadn't bathed in a few days. It didn't seem to bother most of the girls hovering around him.
When you have specific memories of 20 years ago, but can't remember what you did last week.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:56 PM   #81
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When you have specific memories of 20 years ago, but can't remember what you did last week.
45 years ago I'm good with. 20 years ago, not so much. You know what they say, it's the short term memory that goes first.
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Old 12-12-2016, 09:57 PM   #82
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Old 12-12-2016, 10:23 PM   #85
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I got up close to him one nite back in 68 or 69 at The Piper Club in Rome. Judging by his BO, I'd guess he hadn't bathed in a few days. It didn't seem to bother most of the girls hovering around him.

Mick or Keith??? Keith is lucky to bath once a week when he's strung out on smack ...but Jagger is a bit anal about personal appearance ...so I understand at least~
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Mick or Keith??? Keith is lucky to bath once a week when he's strung out on smack ...but Jagger is a bit anal about personal appearance ...so I understand at least~
It was Mick, he was there as a patron not a performer. As I remember it looked like he'd been partying for hours if not days.
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Well ...ok, then even Mick forgets to bath when he goes "Rogue 1" ...I don't feel so bad walking into a bar/restaurant to get a meal after being out at a hunting camp 3 days without a shower!

I bet that reminds you of Woodstock ...I was too young but oh so envious of the older brothers!
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Well ...ok, then even Mick forgets to bath when he goes "Rogue 1" ...I don't feel so bad walking into a bar/restaurant to get a meal after being out at a hunting camp 3 days without a shower!

I bet that reminds you of Woodstock ...I was too young but oh so envious of the older brothers!
I spent 69 in Italy. The closest I got to Woodstock was watching the movie. I watched Neil Armstrong take that small step on a black and white TV in the bar at the EM club. When you can say that, you know you're old.
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Missed Hendrix and Joplin too? Man, that sucks! But you lived through the greatest rock era ever ...well done!

So tell us about Margaritaville ...is it as good as they say? I mean drinks & chicks everywhere?
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Missed Hendrix and Joplin too? Man, that sucks! But you lived through the greatest rock era ever ...well done!

So tell us about Margaritaville ...is it as good as they say? I mean drinks & chicks everywhere?
It's better than you can imagine. You don't get old here, it's like Neverland only with Tequila and cheeseburgers.
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It's better than you can imagine. You don't get old here, it's like Neverland only with Tequila and cheeseburgers.
Hey, I went to a Buffet concert this year.

He must get sick of margaritas as he's counting his zillions.
But that was the show closer.

And it's not a woman to blame!

It was a high tech, happy show.
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I found a Christmas song that tells I'm getting old ...and I so want this gift babe~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z_GOtAy64I

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Did I miss some signs again?..dammit!
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