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Old 12-13-2016, 09:23 AM   #101
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Old 12-14-2016, 02:44 PM   #102
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Dinner and a movie is the entire date instead of just the beginning of one.
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Old 12-14-2016, 02:49 PM   #103
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you get up and you hear your body go nap,crack and pop .
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Old 12-14-2016, 03:14 PM   #104
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..No one you know has heard of T.Rex.
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:01 PM   #105
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Can't keep up with the young 'uns
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:25 PM   #106
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Even your pubes turn grey
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:27 PM   #107
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You get senior care calls on the phone.. honestly really??
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Old 02-10-2017, 03:35 PM   #108
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When your give a fuck takes a permanent hike
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Old 02-10-2017, 05:54 PM   #109
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You see a pretty girl and think "Mmmm I bet her Mom is hot"
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Old 02-10-2017, 05:57 PM   #110
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When you forget what you wer..........
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:24 PM   #111
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You have to make the 'Ah' sound when you bend down
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Old 02-10-2017, 06:41 PM   #112
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You don't want to post to this thread.
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Old 02-10-2017, 07:15 PM   #113
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I thought that was going somewhere else ...damn! The "Ahhhh" sound, oh yea, the moans~ ...yes indeed ...SEX*************
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Old 02-10-2017, 08:01 PM   #114
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It takes a week to recover from a damn good party
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Old 02-10-2017, 08:20 PM   #115
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you find gray hairs in certain places
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Old 02-10-2017, 08:42 PM   #116
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I remember when I was a young boy thinking about what year it would be when I'd be "old" like my grandfather. That seemed so far in the future that I couldn't hardly imagine it.

Now, looking back, it equally difficult to imagine those distant years of childhood
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Old 02-10-2017, 08:45 PM   #117
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You are planning your funeral party LOL
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Old 02-10-2017, 08:53 PM   #118
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You get tired so early...it's 8:52 and I could easily fall asleep
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Old 03-21-2017, 08:56 PM   #119
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:01 PM   #120
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When you go to the restaurant and they waiter take one look at you and give you senior discount.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:20 PM   #121
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My bum ankle aches and swells when the weather goes sideways.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:22 PM   #122
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:34 PM   #123
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When your baby nephew says you're old.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:36 PM   #124
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Your kids are older than you were when you had them.
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Old 03-21-2017, 10:08 PM   #125
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