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Old 04-15-2014, 03:48 PM   #76
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:49 PM   #77
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When you peel a banana, hold the end with the stalk and peel from other end, that way you have a handle (i seen a monkey do that)
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:49 PM   #78
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:51 PM   #79
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When you peel a banana, hold the end with the stalk and peel from other end, that way you have a handle
True story....did you know that's how monkeys eat them? And we think we've evolved!
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:52 PM   #80
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When you get mad.....fling your poo.....cause that is what monkeys do......
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:53 PM   #81
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Old 04-15-2014, 03:54 PM   #82
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Old 04-15-2014, 04:45 PM   #83
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Old 04-15-2014, 04:46 PM   #84
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Old 04-15-2014, 08:04 PM   #85
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Old 04-15-2014, 08:19 PM   #86
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Old 04-15-2014, 08:24 PM   #87
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Old 04-16-2014, 04:38 AM   #88
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Old 04-16-2014, 04:44 AM   #89
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Old 04-16-2014, 10:18 AM   #91
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either you just made that up or forgot the exact quote but either way I like it
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Thank you for the advice^^^^^Vegas is off my list..been there, boring.

My advice is never answer the phone. If it's bad news, it's a downer, if it's trivial matters, it's a waste of time. And if it's good news?....Hey, what are the chances?
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Don't play hard to get. Be legitimately hard to get.

The losers will fall by the wayside just like they do when they have to submit a resume AND a background check.
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