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Old 07-28-2008, 08:10 AM   #26
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do not stare at my boobs the whole time... I have a face too you know....
You may be a candidate for the new Apple iTit breast implant ($499-$699 depending on cup size and speakers) for women that complain that men look at their breasts but do not listen to them.........
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Old 07-28-2008, 08:38 AM   #27
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Don't bring up that one wild night and how it really wasn't your fault that the bar burned down.
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Old 07-28-2008, 09:34 AM   #28
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Proposing full-contact, naked twister on a first day might be bad form too.
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:24 AM   #29
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:24 AM   #30
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Do not try to impress her by jamming a slice of pizza up your nose. Unless you live in New Jersey.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:49 AM   #31
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dont bring up your ex's..
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dont get so drunk you loose all chance of getting things started before they begin..
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:51 AM   #32
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Ask her to hold on as you check your PMs on M&F.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:51 AM   #33
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PS- I second the dont talk to my tits all night.. you might have a better chance at actually seeing what they look like with out the shirt.. (not on the 1st date of course.. I am a southerner..)
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:51 AM   #34
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Do not try to impress her by jamming a slice of pizza up your nose. Unless you live in New Jersey.
Punkybob, I would say, I would be really impressed if I saw someone do that. Of course I would think really hard about a second date.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:52 AM   #35
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Ask her to hold on as you check your PMs on M&F.
LOL.. love it.. unless the PM is from me.. then it would be worth it..

(kidding.. i'm not that full of myself)
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:02 PM   #36
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LOL.. love it.. unless the PM is from me.. then it would be worth it..

(kidding.. i'm not that full of myself)
So your PMs are really worth it....hmm....I dare you to PM....let's see.
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Old 07-28-2008, 12:10 PM   #37
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do not stare at my boobs the whole time... I have a face too you know....
Well while you are pointing things out.. just let him know where exactly your nipples are... thats what he was looking for
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:14 PM   #38
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don't take calls from your "ex" in the middle of the date and then say oh she calls to check up all the time!
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:18 PM   #39
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The guy should not complain how expensive the menu items are....that comes later after you have kids...sky's the limit before kids...
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:18 PM   #40
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don't bring your spouse along,,,
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:20 PM   #41
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Don't check out every hot body that passes by!
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:28 PM   #42
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Do not....under any circumstances....ask her to marry you so you can stay in this country.
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:38 PM   #43
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:41 PM   #44
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Punkybob, I would say, I would be really impressed if I saw someone do that. Of course I would think really hard about a second date.
Ahhh...but you would think about it...interesting...
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Old 07-28-2008, 05:56 PM   #45
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First date: Dont ask her, sweetly, if she would like to go to dinner w/ you, and then ask her if she would mind picking up the tab! (I still wanna smack him for that one).
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dodn't invite her to dinner, then tell her you gotta go shoot it first.
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:24 PM   #47
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don't be upset if he stares at your chest, thats why we wear push up bras!
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:26 PM   #48
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:34 PM   #49
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Don't be rude to the wait staff at the restaurant.

Don't complain and bitch about your life... no one likes a Debbie Downer.

Don't get drunk.
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Don't be rude to the wait staff at the restaurant.

Don't complain and bitch about your life... no one likes a Debbie Downer.

Don't get drunk.
No No... definitely get drunk
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