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Old 07-10-2017, 07:56 PM   #26
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Old 07-10-2017, 07:58 PM   #27
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My brother and sil love their dog beyond describing, and yet they let the little fella loose in the car. Sometimes he sits on the driver's lap!

I got them top of the line dog car carrier and halter for xmas. They admit they rarely use it, even tho he likes it.

Am I within my rights to say, if that dog dies in a crash, don't dare cry to me?
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:07 PM   #28
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:10 PM   #29
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Where is Violet?
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:15 PM   #30
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oh noooo. She's too damn good at the dares.
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:17 PM   #31
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No I don't want to see your junk.. .remininising about the good old days
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:18 PM   #32
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Damn! I was ready to hit "send"
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:25 PM   #33
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Duck tape, rope, razors, rubber bands... where's Redcat?
I need her assistance please
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:28 PM   #34
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I need her assistance please
Hey, no tag teaming
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:33 PM   #35
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Bullshit that's how we always played. The women would shave the newbie mens balls it was crazy fun! Most never came back however wonder why
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Old 07-10-2017, 08:36 PM   #36
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ok imma put an APB out for her
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Bullshit that's how we always played. The women would shave the newbie mens balls it was crazy fun! Most never came back however wonder why
They came back as women, and are so happy.
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My brother and sil love their dog beyond describing, and yet they let the little fella loose in the car. Sometimes he sits on the driver's lap!

I got them top of the line dog car carrier and halter for xmas. They admit they rarely use it, even tho he likes it.

Am I within my rights to say, if that dog dies in a crash, don't dare cry to me?
Jill, the odds are you wouldn't actually say that; you're too nice. Now it doesn't mean you won't be thinking it and "innocently" question if they were using the carrier or halter you purchased.
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Jill, the odds are you wouldn't actually say that; you're too nice. Now it doesn't mean you won't be thinking it and "innocently" question if they were using the carrier or halter you purchased.
What's puzzling is that if they are away, and someone else is watching Kippy, they make him or her use the restraints!
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Just like to say..I knew the old lady who was driving too fast

Where's the tab for a Private Conversation box in here?..anyone?
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Today I got one of those new Canadian glow in the dark coins, very pretty
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I so need a vacation, anyobe want to come and do my job for a bit so I can sneak off for a week or so?
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I would if I could but I have my vacation planned for October so I gotta work until then so I can go
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I would if I could but I have my vacation planned for October so I gotta work until then so I can go
Dam that's got to be tough

I have a vacation in oct too but I also have one in august

my problem is no vacation jan to august

I bet I'll be wearing less than you for my oct vacation though
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Noooo, cereal murders, I wanna know what happened to Snap, Crackle and Pop!
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They got involved with that Leprechaun and his Lucky Charms.
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I knew it, I bet he was in the IRA......
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Do I have to know anything? Can I stay online mostly?
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Do I have to know anything? Can I stay online mostly?
Sadly yes

And no to the online thing


Quietly avoiding mentioning the commute too

but on the plus side you can use the hottub all you like
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