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Old 07-18-2010, 08:43 AM   #51
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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
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Old 07-18-2010, 09:14 AM   #52
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:42 PM   #53
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:39 PM   #54
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“If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just... passes you by...”
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:39 PM   #55
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:57 PM   #56
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Old 07-22-2010, 08:58 AM   #57
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:06 AM   #58
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:24 PM   #59
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:34 PM   #60
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Old 07-22-2010, 03:34 PM   #61
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Mr & Mrs. Smith was on last night.....

"Happy endings are just stories that haven't finnished yet"

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Benjamin: [while being interrogated and tortured by John Smith] Can I have a soda or a juice or...
[Jane hits him with the telephone]
John Smith: Ok, that was a nice shot. *******************************

John Smith: I realise you witnessed the missus and I working through a few domestic issues. That's regrettable but don't take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part.
[Jane is drumming her fingers impatiently]
John Smith: Honey!
Jane Smith: Wrap it up.
John Smith: Maybe it's not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message.
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John Smith: Girls. Where was I?
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:59 PM   #62
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The Great Outdoors

Kate Craig: Ahh!
[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]
Roman: What?
Kate Craig: It touched me!
Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak!
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:22 PM   #63
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Serenity:

Jayne: "I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid."
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Old 09-08-2010, 02:27 PM   #64
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Well, you going to pull those things or whistle Dixie...

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Old 09-08-2010, 02:34 PM   #65
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It might not be exact, but here is a try

"I know what you're thinking....did he fire 5 shots or 6. Well in all this excitement I've forgotten myself. you have to be thinking to yourself....do I feel lucky...well PUNK do ya?"
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Old 09-08-2010, 07:33 PM   #66
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it's not a movie, but a hilarious stand up show....

"look at Oprah thinkin' she's all Oprah and shit!" ~Kathy Griffin, She'll Cut A Bitch
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Old 09-08-2010, 08:03 PM   #67
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:01 AM   #68
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:03 AM   #69
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Old 09-12-2010, 10:19 AM   #70
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Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes.

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Old 09-12-2010, 10:28 AM   #71
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Old 09-18-2010, 04:31 AM   #72
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:35 PM   #73
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Old 10-03-2010, 12:48 AM   #74
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Old 10-03-2010, 09:11 AM   #75
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