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Old 12-21-2015, 05:42 PM   #1
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Old 12-21-2015, 05:43 PM   #2
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Christmas shopping for my fam...yesterday.

WWTLT....you had a massage?
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Old 12-21-2015, 05:44 PM   #3
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Today!

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Old 12-21-2015, 06:55 PM   #4
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Yesterday - a wine tour with some new friends. We had a wine-paired gourmet lunch that was practically orgasmic.

WWTLT you hugged a child?
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Old 12-21-2015, 07:04 PM   #5
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This evening when I got home from work

WWTLT you had to silence your orgasm for fear of being found out?
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Old 12-21-2015, 07:22 PM   #6
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people do that??? ....uuummmmm.. never.

WWTLTY.....incorporated food into your sexual activity.
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Old 12-21-2015, 07:34 PM   #7
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Couple a weeks ago

WWTLTY had a you day?
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Old 01-03-2016, 11:06 AM   #8
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a couple of days ago... unfortunately that's what most of my days are now..

WWTLTY prepared a fancy meal?
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Old 01-09-2016, 07:08 AM   #9
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For myself for a bunch of months. I actually slept well when I wasn't posting on this site.
Fucking addictions.
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Old 01-26-2016, 09:29 PM   #10
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A week ago it was delicious

WWTLTY ~ just played outside and laughed
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Old 01-26-2016, 10:13 PM   #11
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It's been to long with all this damn work and trying to stay in shape.

Wwtlty were naked outdoors?
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Old 01-29-2016, 03:19 AM   #12
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gave tons of hugs and kisses to my 2 little boys. do it everyday when i am around them.
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Old 02-02-2016, 09:06 PM   #13
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It's been to long with all this damn work and trying to stay in shape.

Wwtlty were naked outdoors?
It's been at least a decade. (have to work on that)

WWTLTY served someone breakfast in bed?
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Old 02-02-2016, 09:10 PM   #14
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Christmas morning.
When was the last time you swallowed something in bed?
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Old 02-02-2016, 10:00 PM   #15
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Water this morning. The house gets dry.

When was the last time you stuck your finger in your ear & gave yourself a good eargasm?
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Water this morning. The house gets dry.

When was the last time you stuck your finger in your ear & gave yourself a good eargasm?
I do that daily... either with my finger... or a rolled up tissue paper... gotta have some pleasure that I don't have to spend 20 minutes cleaning up.

WWTLTY had too much wine?
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I do that daily... either with my finger... or a rolled up tissue paper... gotta have some pleasure that I don't have to spend 20 minutes cleaning up.

WWTLTY had too much wine?
last wednesday.

WWTLTY you smelled a rose?
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It's been a few months.

WWTLTY went to a hockey game?
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never been... no one to go with..

WWTLTY ...overslept?
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I allowed Rosie to make me a cup of coffee this morning...I felt she could do this..without the blindfold..so ..I guess that was me..being special
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Have you guys seen the price spike on eggs lately??
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Have you guys seen the price spike on eggs lately??
It's not worth the wear and tear on a chickens ass IYAM
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It's not worth the wear and tear on a chickens ass IYAM
All those hormones and shit. Man, those chickens got it bad.
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did someone say Spike?
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Are you selling your eggs too?
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