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Old 03-13-2008, 03:59 PM   #1
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I'm going to make up a word and the next person has to make up a defenition for that word. The word could be real or fake, but no cheating and looking it up and all of the answers have to be dirty even if the real definition is not. I guess it could be a phrase too.

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Old 03-13-2008, 04:11 PM   #2
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Sanjaya-- previous contestant on American Idol with really bad hair.




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Sanjaya-- previous contestant on American Idol with really bad hair.




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cosmosophy- enhancing the area slowly



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Old 03-13-2008, 04:15 PM   #4
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Hey that wasn't a dirty answer? I'll let you slide this time

A Karma Sutra Philosophy that deals with pleasuring your partner so much that that she feels like she has been sent out of this world.

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lipaphobia-- fear of giving oral sex to a woman.

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lipaphobia-- fear of giving oral sex to a woman.

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Can I say Sanjaya again? LMAO

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Old 03-13-2008, 04:28 PM   #7
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A medical term used to describe when the male genetallia becomes bigger than the man himself

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Pornastaphy - the surgical removal of sex toys - Pornastaphy

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Wangitis-- inflammation of the wang after too many Rosy Palms.

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Wangitis-- inflammation of the wang after too many Rosy Palms.

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orgasmatitis... The ability to reach orgasms by simply looking at pictures of "Preying Mantis"

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orgasmatitis... The ability to reach orgasms by simply looking at pictures of "Preying Mantis"

Penileosis
Penileosis-- repeated misplacement of the penis. Usually through the little holes in the wall of bathrooms in bars and rest stops.

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Penileosis-- repeated misplacement of the penis. Usually through the little holes in the wall of bathrooms in bars and rest stops.

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Lipalicious....The false sense that Botox actually worked leaving you to dance around like Mick Jagger

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The ability to lick ones own penis or clitoris

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The ability to lick ones own penis or clitoris

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Shawshank - what happens in prison when you drop the soap: Johnny the new inmate was shawshanked by the white supremacists in the laundry room.

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Shawshank - what happens in prison when you drop the soap: Johnny the new inmate was shawshanked by the white supremacists in the laundry room.

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Spitong...A small Chinese village just outsite Lugi

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Rectus Abdominis-- The technical term for an intense aversion to anal sex.

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Rectus Abdominis-- The technical term for an intense aversion to anal sex.

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Fellatiopotis - The medical term for the condition caused when attempting to put one's mouth around 3 penises simultaneously.



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Rectus Abdominis-- The technical term for an intense aversion to anal sex.

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Someone that gets intense sexual pleasure from banging pots together

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Rectus Abdominis-- The technical term for an intense aversion to anal sex.

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Fellatiopotis - a procedure to remove a mouth stuck on a penis.


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Fellatiopotis - a procedure to remove a mouth stuck on a penis.


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Prudentilia-- when a person lacking any sex drive actually has their genitalia lose all ability to function. Commonly known as "use it or lose it".

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Prudentilia-- when a person lacking any sex drive actually has their genitalia lose all ability to function. Commonly known as "use it or lose it".

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Titilatiousness-- A fetish involving hairy nipples and candle wax

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Titilatiousness-- A fetish involving hairy nipples and candle wax

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Sputum-- When a woman spits, instead of swallowing. (but ewww... I know what that really means... )

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Sputum-- When a woman spits, instead of swallowing. (but ewww... I know what that really means... )

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Cockablockaphobia... the fear that you one day will unknowingly prevent a freind from engaging into a sexual act with someone else

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