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Old 05-13-2010, 12:26 AM   #26
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so adorable, loving and lovable...he makes it so easy to love him
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:29 AM   #27
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Going to be waiting for me when I wake up
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:32 AM   #28
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Is eating apples!
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:33 AM   #29
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Will be waiting for me when I wake up for our date
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:38 AM   #30
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is counting the days...
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:26 AM   #31
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gonna be talking to me today
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:29 AM   #32
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not going to have alot of free time today it sounds.
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:38 AM   #33
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...one of the best things that has happen to me in a while.
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:33 PM   #34
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Where is he??
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Old 05-13-2010, 12:54 PM   #35
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Where is she???
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:00 PM   #36
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In the mirror! lol (Hey, you gotta love yourself, right..?)
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In the mirror! lol (Hey, you gotta love yourself, right..?)

So very wise and true, lol
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:06 PM   #38
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In the mirror! lol (Hey, you gotta love yourself, right..?)
Somethin' just a bit pervey bout that....hmmmm
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:08 PM   #39
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no crush but I have to say I might be cheating on Diet Coke with Coke Zero
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Old 05-13-2010, 01:09 PM   #40
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Pervey too funny lol
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:30 PM   #41
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resting and relaxing....and has a sweet sexy voice...
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....wanting me to hold things against him.
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Old 05-13-2010, 02:52 PM   #43
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an amazing writer
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:04 PM   #44
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smoking hot in my eyes
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:19 PM   #45
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Almost too good to be true, like she's Sent down to me from Heaven, and makes me smile, even when I didn't think I could.. Thank you Princess...
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Old 05-13-2010, 03:34 PM   #46
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:16 AM   #47
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now found and I love it!
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:55 AM   #48
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Old 05-22-2010, 02:22 AM   #49
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also my future..
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Old 05-22-2010, 10:22 AM   #50
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