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Old 05-22-2010, 10:30 AM   #51
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...every time I see this thread title all I see is "My secret crush is #2"....


...is way too far away.
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:30 AM   #52
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The lady at the PTA
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:32 AM   #53
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Or is it the Policewoman at chutch? mmmmmm
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Old 05-23-2010, 01:39 AM   #54
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:23 AM   #55
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delightfully delicious
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:39 AM   #56
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is my one true love... where have you been all my life?
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Old 05-23-2010, 06:37 AM   #57
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:24 AM   #58
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Is no longer lost...
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:27 AM   #59
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Old 05-23-2010, 01:45 PM   #60
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...being missed tremendously
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Old 05-23-2010, 01:48 PM   #61
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Old 05-23-2010, 02:30 PM   #62
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Always there when I need her
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Old 05-23-2010, 04:08 PM   #63
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on his way home right about now
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:47 PM   #64
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so good to me!
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:56 PM   #65
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on my mind right now
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:57 PM   #66
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One word....amazing
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Old 05-23-2010, 06:27 PM   #67
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Old 05-23-2010, 07:54 PM   #68
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looks hott in a suit....but mmmmm....looks even hotter in sweat pants
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Old 05-23-2010, 07:56 PM   #69
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I expected the 2nd part to say looks even hotter out of it
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Old 05-23-2010, 07:59 PM   #70
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do I or don't I? hmmmmmm
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:00 PM   #71
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I expected the 2nd part to say looks even hotter out of it

Oh he does! lol
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:03 PM   #72
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too sexy for me, but I love it!!!!!
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Old 05-23-2010, 08:08 PM   #73
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...someone I would like to know much better.
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:07 PM   #74
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Adorable when she gets all persistent but..I honestly can't remember and pulling out my nails and the hair on my balls isn't gonna help!
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