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Old 09-02-2017, 09:04 PM   #8751
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:33 PM   #8752
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Eenie meenie miney moe
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Old 09-02-2017, 09:46 PM   #8753
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:42 AM   #8754
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He doesn't know ..and I'm not saying cos then it wouldn't be a secret would it?
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Old 10-26-2018, 09:53 PM   #8755
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Dynamite!
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Old 10-26-2018, 10:18 PM   #8756
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My lips are sealed

Maybe I do, maybe I don’t.
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:00 AM   #8757
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still Betty White... but it's not all that much of a secret.
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:05 AM   #8758
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When I'm crushing I need to tell the world
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Old 10-27-2018, 01:46 AM   #8759
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Tucker. I love him
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Old 10-27-2018, 04:39 PM   #8760
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Old 10-27-2018, 04:41 PM   #8761
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Non existent
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Old 11-21-2018, 11:13 PM   #8762
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pizza... shhhhhh… don't tell bacon..
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Old 11-26-2018, 06:59 PM   #8763
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B45 in the vending machine at work!
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Old 11-26-2018, 07:18 PM   #8764
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When I'm crushing I need to tell the world
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Old 11-26-2018, 11:48 PM   #8765
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you promised you wouldn't say about us
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Old 11-26-2018, 11:56 PM   #8766
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Wonderful!
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Old 11-27-2018, 09:44 AM   #8767
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Old 11-27-2018, 11:55 AM   #8768
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Old 11-27-2018, 12:05 PM   #8769
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Old 11-27-2018, 12:48 PM   #8770
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Still Tucker
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:33 PM   #8771
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:34 PM   #8772
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remains a secret... even to me.
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:33 PM   #8773
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No such thing as a secret here
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:00 PM   #8774
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Been there done that .You all are safe . lol
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:01 PM   #8775
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Betty White..
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