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Old 01-29-2017, 12:17 PM   #1
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Default Advantages and disadvantages of having a sex dummy for a partner 🚻

sex would be a wow!!But the cleaning and cooking would be a strain !!!
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Old 01-29-2017, 12:39 PM   #2
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Haha. So like an actual sex doll or are you saying that your human partner is so stupid it could become a burden?
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:56 PM   #3
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Sex dolls don't have mother-in-laws.

They don't cook, but then neither does my wife.

They require cleaning, but so does my wife.

They don't always have a headache.

They don't use your credit cards.

They don't make you watch girl films.
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:18 PM   #4
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Are we talking about my husband?
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Old 01-29-2017, 08:20 PM   #5
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She wouldn't know if I'm good or bad in the sack.
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Old 01-29-2017, 10:50 PM   #6
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Do they come in a male version ?
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:20 AM   #7
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What exactly is a 'sex dummy'?
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:27 AM   #8
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What exactly is a 'sex dummy'?
Maybe the nerd I married who is totally dumb when it comes to sex - literallly -?we do not discuss sex.
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:30 AM   #9
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Maybe the nerd I married who is totally dumb when it comes to sex - literallly -?we do not discuss sex.
You should do that text thing.. what do the kids call it these days? Ah 'sexting'. Send him a hot steamy text.
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:33 AM   #10
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You should do that text thing.. what do the kids call it these days? Ah 'sexting'. Send him a hot steamy text.
Tried that! Even sent sexy pics. There are issues.
I should get a sex dummy.
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:40 AM   #11
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Tried that! Even sent sexy pics. There are issues.
I should get a sex dummy.
I'm not sure the concept of a male sex dummy would work if you already think your husband could be one ... but one could start with the requirement engineering for what performance is actually required.
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:48 AM   #12
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I'm not sure the concept of a male sex dummy would work if you already think your husband could be one ... but one could start with the requirement engineering for what performance is actually required.

Sex Robot? With multiple skills with the fun features such as humor & sarcasm
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Old 01-30-2017, 01:03 AM   #13
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Sex Robot? With multiple skills with the fun features such as humor & sarcasm
Ahh yes, I see the Statement of Requirements is already growing ...

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Old 01-30-2017, 10:47 AM   #14
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Anyone got spare copies of that "Sex for Dummies" book?
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:49 AM   #15
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Just have sex, dummy.
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:14 PM   #16
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Taking them on vacation is cheaper with a doll
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Old 01-30-2017, 06:37 PM   #17
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Taking them on vacation is cheaper with a doll
Especially an inflatable one...but what about those awesome silicone ones?
https://www.mysiliconelovedoll.com/
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:06 PM   #18
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Taking them on vacation is cheaper with a doll
Inflatable sex dolls can also be used as a floating mattress and beach ball during seaside holidays. That's quite an advantage in my book!
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Old 01-30-2017, 07:22 PM   #19
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Did anyone ask Melania?
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Did anyone ask Melania?
Well, they do make Donald inflatable dolls for those lonely moments when hubby is away ...

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Old 01-30-2017, 08:02 PM   #21
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He would be good for answering the door when the Witnesses come aknockin'.
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Well, they do make Donald inflatable dolls for those lonely moments when hubby is away ...

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I'd rather be with a gumby figurine.
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I'd rather be with a gumby figurine.
Oh I got just what you want.....

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Think Amazon carries those?
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Old 01-30-2017, 08:39 PM   #25
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