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Old 04-26-2017, 12:47 PM   #1426
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I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I laid a divorcee in New York City,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady then she covered me in roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk women.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.
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Old 04-12-2018, 05:17 PM   #1427
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Old 04-12-2018, 05:20 PM   #1428
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Lyric must be pretty awesome to get her own thread like this.. and it's not even her birthday!
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Old 04-12-2018, 05:30 PM   #1429
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Lyric must be pretty awesome to get her own thread like this.. and it's not even her birthday!
And we all write songs for her!
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Old 04-13-2018, 06:31 PM   #1430
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I may not always love you
But as long as there are stars above you
You'll never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it
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Old 04-28-2018, 08:10 PM   #1431
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Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it make in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Selling sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town
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Old 04-28-2018, 08:20 PM   #1432
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Old 04-30-2018, 04:46 PM   #1433
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When you're singled out
The red
It filters through...
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Old 04-30-2018, 04:55 PM   #1434
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Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow.
Don't worry 'bout what you don't know.
Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
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Old 05-06-2018, 05:07 PM   #1435
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My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk, she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll fuck you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair, when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty 'til the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad bad girlfriend!
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