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Old 03-20-2012, 07:28 PM   #26
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I had to take the BMW to work today.. and I forgot how to unlock the doors after I parked.. and the OnStar people just laughed at me.
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Old 03-20-2012, 07:37 PM   #27
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I just can't seem to make 3 stars on Angry Birds Mine & Dine level 15-13. I would call the hints line but that would mean putting the damn game down and using my phone for it's intended purpose.
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Old 03-20-2012, 09:47 PM   #28
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Ya'll can suck it....At least ya'll can reach the top shelves without one of them there gopher gadgets....

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Old 03-20-2012, 09:58 PM   #29
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I had to walk into the pharmacy for my diabetic and high blood pressure medicine, because get this they were working on the drive thru.
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:27 PM   #30
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Old 03-20-2012, 11:12 PM   #31
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I was in line behind two tough looking guys today. Both wearing camo jackets and pants. Camo caps. Rugged looking boots. They were discussing an issue which had them deeply concerned. Seems the air conditioner in their camper was making a funny noise!
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:09 AM   #32
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The coffeemaker was NOT pre-programmed last night!

Do you have ANY idea how much effort it takes to stand up, take two steps, and hit the ON button?!?!
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:30 AM   #33
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I can only record 2 shows at a time with my Fios..... I know there is on demand but its a pita to have to push so many buttons to access... *sigh*
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:45 AM   #34
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I have to click with my index finger TWICE just to get the message off, and I have a maybe headache!!

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Old 03-21-2012, 06:50 AM   #35
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My latte was too hot..so I let it cool..and now it's too cold. I'll have to toss it because it just doesn't taste right heated in the microwave
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:21 AM   #36
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what with my iPod touch.. my iPad.. my two extra cell phone batteries.. both my regular and my mobile chargers for my Dell and HP laptops I carry in my laptop bag.. it gets too crowded in there to put my my Acer netbook...and its accessories
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:23 AM   #37
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My dog needs therapy.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:13 AM   #38
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The drive-thru talkie thing wasn't workin...I hadda park & go in....*sigh*
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:28 AM   #39
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So do my three cats.
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I'm so exhausted reading all the package labeling I don't want to buy it anymore
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:59 PM   #41
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I'm so pissed off that the grocery stores aren't doubling my coupons any longer
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:26 PM   #42
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I have had this iPhone for a few months. I know how to use most functions. The one that alludes me is how to just pull up a number from history without dialing the stupid number itself, finding out the history of how I've used that number and how to put the number into my contacts. Basically I know how to use it for everything except as a phone.
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:50 PM   #43
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I paid cash for lunch today ... I think my debit card is still in shock.
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My son had a concert last night and some well mannered brat threw gum in his hair. Went to our local hair place, and the wait was 45 minutes. Really.
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Try peanut butter next time. Takes it right out.
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thanks for the tip....I told the principal of his school that I was secretly glad it happened because he was looking like DeeDee Ramone
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All of the massage chairs at my nail shop are broke...so I have to get a pedicure without the back massage....
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #48
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The vending machine in my building only has Pepsi products. I hate Aquafina, so when I want some water my only option is the drinking fountain, which isn't very cold.
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Just got home from the pedicure...not only were the chairs broken...but they didn't have the AC on...and it's kinda stuffy...
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I lost the cap to my sharpie ... it basically ruined my entire day.
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