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Old 05-06-2018, 05:52 PM   #476
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Old 05-06-2018, 06:36 PM   #477
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We went to a cafe today that would only take cash.

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Old 05-06-2018, 08:47 PM   #478
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We went to a cafe today that would only take cash.

What nerve.
There's a famous place around here called the Chattaway Drive In that only takes cash. For patrons' convenience, there's an ATM on site.
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Old 05-07-2018, 10:44 PM   #479
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I forgot to put two laundry sheets in the dryer instead of one.

Now my Foo concert tee is only sorta soft versus super soft.
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Old 05-08-2018, 07:17 PM   #480
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running more than 2 of my computers drives up my electric bill..
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Old 05-08-2018, 07:29 PM   #481
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:08 PM   #482
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I have to keep changing the air filters in my air conditioner!
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Old 05-08-2018, 08:17 PM   #483
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Old 05-10-2018, 12:18 PM   #484
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In my personal vehicle, i can change the stations and volume from the steering wheel..
My work truck doesnt have this, so i have to actually reach all the way over to the middle of the dash to change stations
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Old 05-10-2018, 02:21 PM   #485
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Old 05-10-2018, 03:42 PM   #486
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Old 05-10-2018, 06:42 PM   #487
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I ate chicken fajitas tonight and had so much stuff on them I couldn't eat with my hands. I actually had to get a knife and fork dammit!
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:48 PM   #488
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:13 PM   #489
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My PC at work froze up for 10 minutes, I had to reboot the darn thing!
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:56 PM   #490
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The pool cleaner is not working well and I had to sweep the pool myself.
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I am so tired of having to fill the water reservoir every 4 days of my Keurig Coffee Maker...
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Old 05-26-2018, 11:46 PM   #492
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Old 05-26-2018, 11:48 PM   #493
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Old 08-03-2018, 08:56 PM   #494
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I have to brew my own coffee with filters.
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Old 08-03-2018, 08:58 PM   #495
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I have to brew my own coffee with filters.
me too...

I was given a Keurig for Christmas. It broke in February

brewing old school ever since...
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me too...

I was given a Keurig for Christmas. It broke in February

brewing old school ever since...


Mine broke a month ago . Itís so sad 😞
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Old 08-04-2018, 12:10 PM   #498
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Comcast sent me two extra boxes, but only charged me for one.

Now I have to do the moral struggle...but I know I'll send it back.
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the pink pool lounger broke.

I'll have to use the real one.

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