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Old 03-10-2014, 07:13 PM   #26
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Bieber is a Canuck, dammit!!
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:13 PM   #27
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Yeah yeah,,its been done..sheesh!
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:16 PM   #28
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Unfortunately not enough to deport his ass...yet!
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Old 03-10-2014, 07:17 PM   #29
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twerking....now my daughters doing it thnks america...
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One Direction. Oooh wait, those fools are from London.
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:33 PM   #31
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The funny thing about America is that it's like a huge island that's isolated from the rest of the world. That dawned on me as I was watching the weather report one evening. The weather map displayed temperatures for many cities. Yet, Canada was just this blanked out area as though it didn't exist. And that might explain why so few could answer a simple question like, "What's the national capital of Canada?"
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:51 PM   #32
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:53 PM   #33
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I have no idea what that is but I would love to twerk with you
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Old 03-12-2014, 08:55 PM   #34
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I'm staying out of this....they have big enough complex as it
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I read somewhere ...no no I made it up a while back I think but

87% of Americans can't find the United States on a map
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I read somewhere ...no no I made it up a while back I think but

87% of Americans can't find the United States on a map
I thought the whole map is us ?
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Just the blue bits buddy...just the blue bits
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They feed half the starving people in Africa each year just to keep local price of wheat down.
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Something like 60 percent of Americans claim to speak to God everyday...thank goodness that doesn't hold up in court in most states.
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If my memory serves me correctly America's first reality TV show was Survivor which was produced by a Brit and originally aired in Sweden.

BTW, I love that show.
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Something like 86% of all anus probes performed by aliens accur in America each year.
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So do a number of our right wing politicians. They demonstrate it by feeling the need to step in militarily anywhere and anytime there's a conflict.
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Something like 60 percent of Americans claim to speak to God everyday...thank goodness that doesn't hold up in court in most states.
What's really scary is 40% of them hear him speak back.
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Their GAS as we'll call it is cheaper than nearly everywhere in the world

and the last 50 price hikes have all been down to you guys pissing people off
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What's really scary is 40% of them hear him speak back.
yep that what I meant but tend to exagerate....I mean talk about passing the buck when it comes to listening to the crazy voices in our head
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and the last 50 price hikes have all been down to you guys pissing people off
Just our way of encouraging the development and use of cleaner greener energy. You'll thank us in the long run.
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We spend all this money on NTSB investigators, and where are they? On vacation in Malaysia probably staying in fancy hotel, drinking beer after they help organize the plane search.
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We spend all this money on NTSB investigators, and where are they? On vacation in Malaysia probably staying in fancy hotel, drinking beer after they help organize the plane search.
In their defense, Malaysian beer is mighty tasty.
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