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Old 03-25-2015, 03:39 PM   #1
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Ok fckers

I got this idea from JaG..so blame her

You can say what you like in here..so long as its done in the Olde Englishe way

For instance:

What light..in yon window..shines upon thy asseth?

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Old 03-25-2015, 03:51 PM   #2
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"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." I'm stealing old Bill's words there, but they are such good ones.

I'll type something facetious later when my brain kicks in.
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Wtf art thou Romeo???????
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"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." I'm stealing old Bill's words there, but they are such good ones.

I'll type something facetious later when my brain kicks in.
Yea..cometh!..and fucketh me lightly!...Me spies a fair maiden forsooth!

Im sure I could have fit "runneth" in somewhere..but my brain isnt working righteth..lately..um...eth!
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Rowr...eth.
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Ye gads!

(can I say that?..ye gads? )

Ok!..ye gads!..yon hag from over yonder village speaketh foul.

She spouteth through twisted gums..that she will selleth me a verible blow jobeth..for ony tuppenceth!
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Im sure I could have fit "runneth" in somewhere..but my brain isnt working righteth..lately..um...eth!
If you cometh, do not fucketh me lightly, for thou prefereth a tad roughethly.
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Ok!..ye gads!..yon hag from over yonder village speaketh foul.

She spouteth through twisted gums..that she will selleth me a verible blow jobeth..for ony tuppenceth!
Sorry but this Slaten needs a farthin
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Art thou lime of the key or pumpion, Tomas?
Pumpion wench?..what foul tongue do you speaketh in?
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My Keylimieth cup..overrunneth
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